Funny Business Quotes
Collection of top 47 famous quotes about Funny Business
Funny Business Quotes & Sayings
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this was business.
— Eoin Colfer
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
— Mark Twain
Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.
— James C. Collins
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business.
— Tracy Morgan
I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny.
— Tom Smothers
Currently we don't have plans on conquering the world.
— Sergey Brin
Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.
— Victor J. Stenger
A company is known by the people it keeps.
— Will Rogers
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.
— Billy Mays
There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them.
— Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin
If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business.
— Barbara Kingsolver
When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
— Lenny Bruce
Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts.
— Stephen Colbert
Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a profession is that?
— William Kittredge
No funny business. I'll scream and dead or not it will hurt your ears
— Penelope Fletcher
Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do.
— Gerry Geek
What a sad business is being funny!
— Charlie Chaplin
Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.
— Moira Young
Medicine's a funny business. After all, dispensing chemicals is considered mainstream and diet and nutrition is considered alternative.
— Charles F. Glassman
I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.
— Zooey Deschanel
No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.
— Ivan Stoikov
Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business
— Gregory David Roberts
Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great.
— Derek Thompson
I'm just in the business of creating; creating new work inspires you to create new work. It's kind of funny.
— Karen Walker
The tragedy is that Dell didn't win it - we lost it.
— Steve Jobs
Business is the most exciting game.
— Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook
Alek coughed politely, "If I promise to avoid funny business, could you perhaps remove this knife from my throat?
— Scott Westerfeld
I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world ...
— Whitney Gracia Williams
You worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business.
— Terry Pratchett
The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
