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Funny Bus Quotes By Billy Connolly: When you are waiting for the bus and

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here? — Billy Connolly

Funny Bus Quotes By Sarah Fine: So I choose to believe that we are

So I choose to believe that we are not given more because we have to find the rest inside ourselves. — Sarah Fine

Funny Bus Quotes By James C. Collins: Get the right people on the bus and

Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat. — James C. Collins

Funny Bus Quotes By Dave Attell: I'm sitting in the bus station, minding my

I'm sitting in the bus station, minding my own business, reading 'Ta-Da!' magazine; a magazine by and for gay magicians, but that's a different story. — Dave Attell

Funny Bus Quotes By Dave Barry: Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some

Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards." — Dave Barry

Funny Bus Quotes By Elle Aycart: You don't believe in second chances, Cole,""But you

You don't believe in second chances, Cole,"
"But you do, and I think we've already established you're the smart one here. — Elle Aycart

Funny Bus Quotes By Cameron Jace: Money feels funny in my hands. If I

Money feels funny in my hands. If I give you this slice of paper, you let me on the bus? It's ridiculous. — Cameron Jace

Funny Bus Quotes By Will Smith: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem? — Will Smith

Funny Bus Quotes By Brittany Cavallaro: I had no idea that such individuals existed

I had no idea that such individuals existed outside of stories. A STUDY IN SCARLET, SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE — Brittany Cavallaro

Funny Bus Quotes By William Butler Yeats: We are fastened to a dying animal.

We are fastened to a dying animal. — William Butler Yeats

Funny Bus Quotes By Kindle Alexander: How had this gorgeous guy flown under the

How had this gorgeous guy flown under the radar? And a better question, why wasn't he out on the dance floor? — Kindle Alexander

Funny Bus Quotes By Kina Grannis: Making a video is one of the most

Making a video is one of the most exciting things for artists and fans. It's like a payoff. — Kina Grannis

Funny Bus Quotes By Kelly Clarkson: Never take advice from someone you wouldn't trade

Never take advice from someone you wouldn't trade places with. — Kelly Clarkson

Funny Bus Quotes By George Lopez: This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take

This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus. — George Lopez

Funny Bus Quotes By Debbie Macomber: People are funny. They want the front of

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. - Mrs. Miracle — Debbie Macomber

Funny Bus Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: There are other people on the Internet. It's

There are other people on the Internet. It's awesome. You get all the benefits of 'other people' without the body odor and the eye contact. — Rainbow Rowell

Funny Bus Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I rented a car. I didn't really need

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Bus Quotes By Benjamin Franklin: Willows are weak, but they bind the Faggot.

Willows are weak, but they bind the Faggot. — Benjamin Franklin