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Funny Bull Quotes By Walter Scott: Within that awful volume lies The mystery of

Within that awful volume lies The mystery of mysteries! — Walter Scott

Funny Bull Quotes By Robert Schimmel: What do you say when your friends come

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish." — Robert Schimmel

Funny Bull Quotes By Marina Leigh Duff: I meet them in this stadium, strangers at

I meet them in this stadium, strangers at opposing desks until I wave my red flag. — Marina Leigh Duff

Funny Bull Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,: Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all the others are games. — Ernest Hemingway,

Funny Bull Quotes By Tim Vine: So I fancied a game of darts with

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' — Tim Vine

Funny Bull Quotes By Scott Wood: The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out. — Scott Wood

Funny Bull Quotes By Debbie Ford: Unforgiveness is the poison you drink every day

Unforgiveness is the poison you drink every day
hoping that the other person will die. — Debbie Ford

Funny Bull Quotes By Philip Seymour Hoffman: People used to be funny about approaching me,

People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be. — Philip Seymour Hoffman

Funny Bull Quotes By Walt Whitman: I will be your poet, I will be

I will be your poet, I will be more to you than to any of the rest. — Walt Whitman

Funny Bull Quotes By Carine Roitfeld: Enthusiasm is something so positive.

Enthusiasm is something so positive. — Carine Roitfeld

Funny Bull Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: He will not let you come barging in

He will not let you come barging in to his world like the proverbial bull in the china shop. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Funny Bull Quotes By Claire Danes: Huge events take place on this earth every

Huge events take place on this earth every day. Earthquakes, hurricanes, even glaciers move. So why couldn't he just look at me? — Claire Danes

Funny Bull Quotes By David Pratt: Finger pointing never got anything done!

Finger pointing never got anything done! — David Pratt

Funny Bull Quotes By Rob Delaney: People moved in across the street and are

People moved in across the street and are immediately cutting down a huge tree. Their toothbrushes will know my buttonhole. — Rob Delaney

Funny Bull Quotes By Pope Francis: Our deepest joy comes from Christ: remaining with

Our deepest joy comes from Christ: remaining with him, walking with him, being his disciples. — Pope Francis

Funny Bull Quotes By Lynda Field: People who achieve their goals do so with

People who achieve their goals do so with passion, planning, persistence and purpose. — Lynda Field

Funny Bull Quotes By Jonathan Franzen: It seems to me self-evident that if you

It seems to me self-evident that if you have a life, things happen in it, and certain things do change; certain things end. People you know die. — Jonathan Franzen