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Actually, the most entitled people I've met are indie rockers and indie actors, because they really believe their press. — Moby

Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song. — Dave Matthews Band

I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn't, it had a lot of explaining to do. — Darynda Jones

These eggs are broken. Cracked."
"Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges

No headboards were broken. — John Green

There is an intimacy about the Opry Theater that gives an entertainer a special charge. — Charley Pride

The most important piece of equipment after the camera is a good pair of shoes. — David Hurn

My brother, bless him, would dance you into the floor. — Kiersten White

It's funny how you can have a broken heart while you're still with someone that you're madly in love with. Life fucks us hard like that. — Christine Celis

How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time. — Robin Black

Wine to me is passion. It's family and friends. It's warmth of heart and generosity of spirit. — Robert Mondavi

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were. — Mort Sahl

I feel like I could be good at directing or producing, but I don't know. — Leslie Mann

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

All geologic history is full of the beginning and the ends of species-of their first and last days; but it exhibits no genealogies of development. — Hugh Miller

The truth is, I never felt bad for Rachel, — Paula Hawkins

Anything can happen, and anything does; — Annie Dillard

Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late. — Bryan Davis

Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit. Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed. — William James

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it. — Kristen Schaal

You worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business. — Terry Pratchett

Holy broken nose, Batman! — Veronica Blade

I don't necessarily agree with everything that I say. — Marshall McLuhan

From a pure heart anything can be accomplished. If you ask what the universe is doing, it is eavesdropping on your every desire. — Deepak Chopra

So? I know lots of beautiful women. Nova wanted to chase ... I merely obliged her by running. — D.D. Chant

People with no human values are worse than zombies. — Mohith Agadi

You can't choreograph death, but you can choreograph your funeral. — Marina Abramovic

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth. — P.G. Wodehouse