Funny Broken Quotes
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Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song.
— Dave Matthews Band
I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn't, it had a lot of explaining to do.
— Darynda Jones
These eggs are broken. Cracked.""Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges
No headboards were broken.
— John Green
There is an intimacy about the Opry Theater that gives an entertainer a special charge.
— Charley Pride
My brother, bless him, would dance you into the floor.
— Kiersten White
It's funny how you can have a broken heart while you're still with someone that you're madly in love with. Life fucks us hard like that.
— Christine Celis
How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time.
— Robin Black
Wine to me is passion. It's family and friends. It's warmth of heart and generosity of spirit.
— Robert Mondavi
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
— Mort Sahl
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The truth is, I never felt bad for Rachel,
— Paula Hawkins
Anything can happen, and anything does;
— Annie Dillard
Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late.
— Bryan Davis
Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit. Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed.
— William James
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.
— Kristen Schaal
You worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business.
— Terry Pratchett
Holy broken nose, Batman!
— Veronica Blade
I don't necessarily agree with everything that I say.
— Marshall McLuhan
From a pure heart anything can be accomplished. If you ask what the universe is doing, it is eavesdropping on your every desire.
— Deepak Chopra
So? I know lots of beautiful women. Nova wanted to chase ... I merely obliged her by running.
— D.D. Chant
People with no human values are worse than zombies.
— Mohith Agadi
You can't choreograph death, but you can choreograph your funeral.
— Marina Abramovic
