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Funny British Quotes By Bob Hope: It was a typically British birth ... I

It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward ... I came out in sympathy. — Bob Hope

Funny British Quotes By Roy Saputra: People keep making excuses, that's why everthing happens

People keep making excuses, that's why everthing happens for a reason. — Roy Saputra

Funny British Quotes By Lydia M. Child: Birds and beasts have in fact our own

Birds and beasts have in fact our own nature, flattened a semi-tone. — Lydia M. Child

Funny British Quotes By Woody Allen: I didn't know he was dead; I thought

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. — Woody Allen

Funny British Quotes By Andrew-Lee Potts: It was Nick Willing's intention to make 'Hatter'

It was Nick Willing's intention to make 'Hatter' as sarcastically British funny as he could. — Andrew-Lee Potts

Funny British Quotes By Rose Byrne: The British are so funny.

The British are so funny. — Rose Byrne

Funny British Quotes By Ricky Gervais: I feel that a lot of British comedy

I feel that a lot of British comedy is often too bombastic, too obvious, dressing up and shouting and pulling funny faces. — Ricky Gervais

Funny British Quotes By Julian Fellowes: Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a

Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you?
Elsie: We do if something's funny, sir. — Julian Fellowes

Funny British Quotes By Elizabeth Gilbert: (As Joan Didion said, "I don't know what

(As Joan Didion said, "I don't know what I think until I write about it.") — Elizabeth Gilbert

Funny British Quotes By Stephen Clarke: If they wanted their shit stirred, then stirred

If they wanted their shit stirred, then stirred their shit was jolly well going to be. — Stephen Clarke

Funny British Quotes By Jimmy Carr: British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray! — Jimmy Carr

Funny British Quotes By Dylan Moran: He looks like a horse in a man

He looks like a horse in a man costume! — Dylan Moran

Funny British Quotes By Steven Wright: The sun never sets on the British Empire.

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. — Steven Wright

Funny British Quotes By Mercedes Lackey: When warriors feel afraid they lack something, it

When warriors feel afraid they lack something, it is only because they are forgetful. They have forgotten how capable they truly are. — Mercedes Lackey

Funny British Quotes By Jason Sellards: British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite

British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me. — Jason Sellards

Funny British Quotes By Hillary Clinton: Freedom means the right of people to assemble,

Freedom means the right of people to assemble, organize, and debate openly. — Hillary Clinton

Funny British Quotes By Peter Ustinov: British education is probably the best in the

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps. — Peter Ustinov

Funny British Quotes By John Oliver: British people would die for their right to

British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death — John Oliver

Funny British Quotes By Charles Finch: There is nobody as hopelessly vulgar as a

There is nobody as hopelessly vulgar as a British aristocrat ... — Charles Finch

Funny British Quotes By Morrissey: British politics, as the world knows, is a

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny. — Morrissey

Funny British Quotes By Craig Ferguson: Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today,

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy. — Craig Ferguson

Funny British Quotes By Bobby Williams: If you really believe that you deserve better,

If you really believe that you deserve better, work on you, not them. — Bobby Williams

Funny British Quotes By Louisa May Alcott: The girls put their wits to work, and

The girls put their wits to work, and - necessity being the mother of invention - made whatever they needed. — Louisa May Alcott

Funny British Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Now, the magic of British parks at night,

Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch. — Frankie Boyle