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Funny Bridge Quotes By Leonard Cohen: Only one thing made him happy and now

Only one thing made him happy and now that it was gone everything made him happy. — Leonard Cohen

Funny Bridge Quotes By Hunter S. Thompson: The McGovern/McCarthy type candidacies have disappointed too many

The McGovern/McCarthy type candidacies have disappointed too many people, because of a disillusionment with the candidates themselves. — Hunter S. Thompson

Funny Bridge Quotes By Brandon Nolta: Who wants to blow up a bridge with

Who wants to blow up a bridge with me? — Brandon Nolta

Funny Bridge Quotes By Steven Wright: When I was a kid I had a

When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said. — Steven Wright

Funny Bridge Quotes By Lady Gaga: I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes

I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way. — Lady Gaga

Funny Bridge Quotes By Billie Jean King: Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action

Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquillity. — Billie Jean King

Funny Bridge Quotes By Daphne Zuniga: People go to movies or listen to music

People go to movies or listen to music because they want to be inspired. — Daphne Zuniga

Funny Bridge Quotes By Brent Spiner: Any job you can go to and have

Any job you can go to and have a laugh everyday has got to be a good job. — Brent Spiner

Funny Bridge Quotes By Russell M. Nelson: Living life in separate compartments can lead to

Living life in separate compartments can lead to internal conflict and exhausting tension. — Russell M. Nelson

Funny Bridge Quotes By Bill Cosby: Any husband who says, "My wife and I

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

Funny Bridge Quotes By Manda Collins: Quill pinched the bridge of his nose, wishing

Quill pinched the bridge of his nose, wishing Ivy would stop using the word "nude. — Manda Collins

Funny Bridge Quotes By Nicholson Baker: environmental movement

environmental movement — Nicholson Baker

Funny Bridge Quotes By J.A. Rogers: His eyes met mine. Brown eyes. I couldn't

His eyes met mine. Brown eyes. I couldn't read anything and as he turned away I realised he didn't intend to tell me anything either. — J.A. Rogers

Funny Bridge Quotes By Karen Quan: Push my buttons, and I'll push you off

Push my buttons, and I'll push you off a bridge. — Karen Quan

Funny Bridge Quotes By Ella James: I think I understand. Why all great things

I think I understand. Why all great things are sad. Why silence aches. Why people lose their way. — Ella James

Funny Bridge Quotes By Joannah Miley: Wasn't it what her father always warned her

Wasn't it what her father always warned her about? Don't jump off a bridge because a cute guy tells you to? — Joannah Miley

Funny Bridge Quotes By Robin Trower: I can't imagine ever going back to working

I can't imagine ever going back to working with somebody else. — Robin Trower

Funny Bridge Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My wife made me join a bridge club

My wife made me join a bridge club ... I jump off next Tuesday. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Bridge Quotes By John Bach: Idolatry is really not good for anyone. Not

Idolatry is really not good for anyone. Not even the idols. — John Bach

Funny Bridge Quotes By Terry Farrell: My eyes are different sizes, my nose is

My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile. — Terry Farrell

Funny Bridge Quotes By Dennis Conner: Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding

Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life. — Dennis Conner

Funny Bridge Quotes By Sheryl Crow: People don't realize that I'm really funny and

People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player. — Sheryl Crow