Funny Brick Quotes
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Funny Brick Quotes & Sayings
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We need to have a measure of love and freedom at all times, even with the ones we love much in our lives.
— Auliq Ice
A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.
— Amy Summers
Adults have their own issues and their own problems, which are understandable, and some adults are working through their own adolescent issues.-
— Christian Smith
Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious.
— Mitch Hedberg
I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.
— Nicole McKay
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
Success does not chase after you; you have to chase after it.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.
— Nicole McKay
I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.
— Nicole McKay
I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.
— Christoph Fischer
The best paradoxes raise questions about what kinds of contradictions can occur-what species of impossibilities are possible.
— William Poundstone
If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.
— Nicole McKay
You kill by consent, every time you let something ... pervert the balance when you have the power to stop it.
— Thomm Quackenbush
The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
— Nicole McKay
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
— Nicole McKay
A tree never feels how much fragrance it spreads. It's just its nature to be like that.
— Moazzam Shaikh
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
— Nicole McKay
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
No man, however strong, can serve ten years as schoolmaster, priest, or Senator, and remain fit for anything else.
— Henry Adams
A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
— Nicole McKay
Endings must come naturally, you're supposed to let it happen, not just to make it happen like that.
— Barry Harris
A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.
— Nicole McKay
A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.
— Nicole McKay
The interesting thing is always to see if you can find a fact that will change your mind about something, to test and see if you can.
— Diane Sawyer
You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!
— Nicole McKay
A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.
— Nicole McKay
The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall.
— Katherine Dunn
But spite is a wonderful thing for keeping people alive.
— Stefan Zweig