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A prince is also esteemed when he is a true friend and a true enemy. — Niccolo Machiavelli

We might not be able to change our circumstances, but we CAN change our attitude. — Beth Moore

Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard". — Russell Brand

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. — Russell Brand

For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him. — Mark R. Brand

Everyone was laughin'. Even that deaf mute boy was breathing heavy and pointing at me. Which is laughter to their kind. — Dave Attell

America has no functioning democracy at this moment. — Jimmy Carter

Really, throughout my career, what I've done is taken teams with bad records and with every situation I've made them better. — Don Nelson

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand

That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking, what's your vice and what brand of trouble does it lead to? — Neal Stephenson

I've always had a bit of a feminine aura, but I don't mind. Russell Brand has one, too. — John Duover

Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer. — Michael Houbrick

I believe in God, God. God, I believe in God. — William Faulkner

If I hadn't left Czechoslovakia, I would have been dead. — Tom Stoppard

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand

I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia. — Russell Brand

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend? — Russell Brand

Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver. — Russell Brand

Killing of an innocent, alike killing of humanity. — Azhar Sabri

Eve said to the serpent, 'You know I could go for a bit to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.' — Red Buttons

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand

I thought I was funny as a kid. — Jo Brand

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps? — Russell Brand

Whenever I go overseas I buy funny eyelashes. For example the same brand that are in Japan and England are different styles. So I bought both. — Park Bom

Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do. — Russell Brand

According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now does. — Conan O'Brien

The House Democrats don't want Gore humiliated, so they slammed the door of the Capitol in my face. They are cowards. — Christopher Monckton

I think that before people were speaking much about the poor, but now more and more people are speaking to the poor. That is the great difference. — Mother Teresa

It's always funny until someone gets hurt.
Then it's just hilarious. — Bill Hicks

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed. — Russell Brand