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Funny Boyfriend Quotes & Sayings

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What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

I really wish your boyfriend would stay out of my love life."
"Funny. I bet Felicity wishes her boyfriend would stay out of it, too. — Diana Peterfreund

It's not enough to hate your enemy. You have to understand how the two of you bring each other to deep completion. — Don DeLillo

I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. — M.D. Saperstein

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. — Robyn Carr

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand

Courage is the most common and vulgar of the virtues. — Herman Melville

Resignation is the courage of Christian sorrow. — Alexandre Vinet

My father loved poetry and music. But deep in himself he thought teaching the finest thing a person could do. — George Steiner

Credulity is perhaps a weakness almost inseparable from eminently truthful characters. — Henry Theodore Tuckerman

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend? — Russell Brand

If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. — Barbara Kingsolver

One may like the love and despise the lover. — George Farquhar

Once something is answered, then there's another question. Hence the eternal quest. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

The arms of Tarth were quartered rose and azure, and bore a yellow sun and crescent moon. — George R R Martin

Eun Gi is lying. It means she doesn't believe me. It means she is angry at me. It means she can't forgive me. — Ma-Roo

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

Annabeth dies, trying to keep her boyfriend, the Son of Poseidon, from drowning. — Rick Riordan

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. — Libba Bray

We always condemn most in others, he thought, that which we most fear in ourselves. — Robert M. Pirsig

I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend. — Kylie Scott

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. — Lucy Liu

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. — Eugene Ormandy

So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not? — K.A. Mitchell