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It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader.
— L.A. Weatherly
As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I was in the midst of a medium-sized panic attack.
— Jenny Lawson
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.
— Alice Walker
These and other of his words were nothing but the perfunctory babble of the surface while the depths remained paralyzed.
— Thomas Hardy
I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent.
— Jimmy Buffett
Thou tyrant, tyrant Jealousy, Thou tyrant of the mind!
— John Dryden
Questions can be more dangerous than swords.
— Evangeline Walton
You know, I'm just a very boring, not very funny person in person. I don't feel pressured to be otherwise.
— Lorrie Moore
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
— Howard Stern
If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough.
— Oprah Winfrey
I have seen the vision and for self I cannot live; Life is less than worthless till my all I give.
— Oswald J. Smith
The greatest risk to man is not that he aims too high and misses, but that he aims too low and hits.
— Michaelangelo
The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people.
— Criss Jami
Do not worry about the past or the future. This moment needs your attention, for this is where your life exists.
— Leon Brown
Godfrey Bertram of Ellangowan succeeded to a long pedigree and a short rent-roll, like many lairds of that period.
— Walter Scott
I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.
— Katie Holmes
I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being something so technically boring.
— Melina Marchetta
Following Jesus in faith is to walk with him in the communion of the Church. You cannot follow Jesus alone.
— Pope Benedict XVI
No matter what anybody says to you, don't you let 'em get your goat. Try fighting with your head for a change
— Harper Lee
I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up.
— Warren Ellis