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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
— Steven Wright
If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.
— Lewis Black
He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat.
— Kate Avery Ellison
I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.
— Steven Wright
Who would die for this chance to be fed this death of pleasure with spoons, in their warm homes, alone, unmoving?
— David Foster Wallace
Stacey: "I'm surprised you haven't thrown me out."
Comfort: "At your current weight, I'd need some sort of catapult. — Kristin Hannah
Comfort: "At your current weight, I'd need some sort of catapult. — Kristin Hannah
This moment is all there is.
— Jalaluddin Rumi
A writer must write from the heart, that is the only way that for readers to see the passion of our work.
— Cornelius D. Jones
I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.
— Frankie Boyle
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
— Howard Stern
I am a perfectionist.
— Katherine Jenkins