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Funny Bored Quotes By Steven Wright: When I get real bored, I like to

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. — Steven Wright

Funny Bored Quotes By Lewis Black: If I wanted to be bored by 6,000

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times. — Lewis Black

Funny Bored Quotes By David Brudnoy: I've never believed that the only way to

I've never believed that the only way to make a dent is to be a table thumper. — David Brudnoy

Funny Bored Quotes By Kate Avery Ellison: He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop

He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat. — Kate Avery Ellison

Funny Bored Quotes By Steven Wright: I'm kinda tired. I was up all night

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

Funny Bored Quotes By David Foster Wallace: Who would die for this chance to be

Who would die for this chance to be fed this death of pleasure with spoons, in their warm homes, alone, unmoving? — David Foster Wallace

Funny Bored Quotes By Kristin Hannah: Stacey: "I'm surprised you haven't thrown me out."Comfort:

Stacey: "I'm surprised you haven't thrown me out."
Comfort: "At your current weight, I'd need some sort of catapult. — Kristin Hannah

Funny Bored Quotes By K.M. Shea: You aren't really praising me, are you? You're

You aren't really praising me, are you? You're just admiring your own decisions, — K.M. Shea

Funny Bored Quotes By George Eliot: Every woman is supposed to have the same

Every woman is supposed to have the same set of motives, or else to be a monster. — George Eliot

Funny Bored Quotes By Jalaluddin Rumi: This moment is all there is.

This moment is all there is. — Jalaluddin Rumi

Funny Bored Quotes By Cornelius D. Jones: A writer must write from the heart, that

A writer must write from the heart, that is the only way that for readers to see the passion of our work. — Cornelius D. Jones

Funny Bored Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Give women the right opportunities and they are

Give women the right opportunities and they are capable of everything. — Oscar Wilde

Funny Bored Quotes By Nguyen Du: Anyone can take a false step And fall

Anyone can take a false step And fall forever, Everyone is different. Where are they now, all those lost souls? — Nguyen Du

Funny Bored Quotes By Frankie Boyle: I don't know how long i could be

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff. — Frankie Boyle

Funny Bored Quotes By Howard Stern: I'm about being funny. If I can make

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. — Howard Stern

Funny Bored Quotes By Katherine Jenkins: I am a perfectionist.

I am a perfectionist. — Katherine Jenkins

Funny Bored Quotes By Natsuki Takaya: Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like

Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days
Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before — Natsuki Takaya