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Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ...
— Clive Barker
Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid.
— Rob Sheffield
That didn't sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they'll go blind and leave? Nick
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Most of us can agree there is nothing more special, mysterious, mystical, powerful and important than life!
— Bryan Kest
I've always been a huge fan of martial arts and comedy, so Rush Hour was the perfect combination for me.
— Justin Hires
You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet."
"Oh real funny. Tease the blind man."
~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115 — Maria V. Snyder
"Oh real funny. Tease the blind man."
~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115 — Maria V. Snyder
Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you'll go blind.
— Seanan McGuire
Well, I don't know why people insist on knowing themselves. It's hard enough to know what to wear.
— John Leguizamo
In snow thou comest
Thou shalt go with resuming ground
The sweet derision of thx crow
And Glee's advancing sound — Emily Dickinson
Thou shalt go with resuming ground
The sweet derision of thx crow
And Glee's advancing sound — Emily Dickinson
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
— Otto Von Bismarck
Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.
— Stevie Wonder
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
— Paula Deen
Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.
— Oscar Wilde
It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.
— Noel Coward
Photography has taken me from isolation.
— Anton Corbijn
Best fishing in troubled waters.
— John Harington
Certainly I think the election of John Kennedy and all he stood for was one that really was an inspiration.
— Birch Bayh
Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!
— Frankie Boyle
That those supports may be shaken, and collapse, for the popularity of evil men is as fickle as the men themselves.
— Pliny The Younger
Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.
— Bill Bailey
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
— Dorothy Parker
Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy.
— Shelley K. Wall
I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.
— Steve Coogan
We have allowed the system to be so corrupted that many want justice to be "empathetic," not blind.
— Glenn Beck
There is nothing wanting to make all rational and disinterested people in the world of one religion, but that they should talk together every day.
— Alexander Pope
If it's an amazing role, I'll do anything.
— Vin Diesel
Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind! — James Patterson
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind! — James Patterson