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I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?' — Bill Bailey

Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards. — Bill Walton

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard? — Bill Burr

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ... — Dave Barry

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? — Bill Hicks

People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.' — Bill Bailey

I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty. — Shaquille O'Neal

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. — Bill Shankly

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then? — Bill Watterson

It wasn't funny for Bill Herondale!" said Magnus. "Oh, damn it. Now you've got me doing it. — Cassandra Clare

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. — Bill Watterson

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher

On females officiating in the NBA -Incompetence should not be confined to one sex. — Bill Russell

Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished. — Bill Bailey

It's always funny until someone gets hurt.
Then it's just hilarious. — Bill Hicks

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it. — Bill Bailey

Relaxed Empiricism
I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher

If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. — Bill Cosby

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny. — Bill Gates

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it. — Rowan Atkinson

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge. — Bill Engvall

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. — Bill Cosby

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box. — Bill Bailey

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again. — Bill Burr

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. — Bill Vaughan

Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch. — Frankie Boyle

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet. — Bill Bailey

Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He had gotten more than gas at Bill Hapscomb's Texaco. And he gave Harry Trent more than a speeding summons. — Stephen King