Funny Bill O'reilly Quotes
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I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'
— Bill Bailey
I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ...
— Dave Barry
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?
— Bill Hicks
I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.
— Shaquille O'Neal
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
— Bill Shankly
It wasn't funny for Bill Herondale!" said Magnus. "Oh, damn it. Now you've got me doing it.
— Cassandra Clare
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
— Bill Watterson
What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
— Bill Bryson
American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
— Bill Bailey
Relaxed Empiricism I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
— Bill Maher
If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
— Bill Cosby
I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.
— Rowan Atkinson
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
— Bill Bailey
