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In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not. — Bill Bryson

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. — Bill Bryson

I'd love to be in the Hall of Fame one day and win Super Bowl rings, or even one ... and stay healthy. — Eric Dickerson

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

It is vital for artists to nurture and protect that which will make their vision unique. — Jane Fulton Alt

They were Republicans, Nixon Republicans, and so didn't subscribe to the notion that laws are supposed to apply to all people equally. — Bill Bryson

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place. — Bill Bryson

Sex is nature, and I
believe in going along
with nature. — Marilyn Monroe

If I were directing a movie, it would scare me. — Seth Rogen

It is only through developing and maximizing all its natural resources that a sustainable future for Africa and its people can be secured. — Nicky Oppenheimer

Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven. — Tryon Edwards

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.
-Lula — Janet Evanovich