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Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!
— J.K. Rowling
A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.
— Mark Forsyth
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
— Ellen DeGeneres
A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels.
— Sir Harry Lauder
Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
— Paul Dickson
Nerd life is just so much better than regular life.
— John Green
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
— Eleanor Porter
It's funny how this total stranger could relate to me better than anyone else I'd ever met. It was as if I'd known her my entire life.
— Fisher Amelie
Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.
— Johnny Depp
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.
— Tracy Morgan
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.
— Alice Walker
It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
— P. J. O'Rourke
With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!
— Jerry Coleman
Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.
— Robert Breault
No sex is better than bad sex.
— Germaine Greer
Even hating myself I still think I'm better than you.
— Stephen Schneider
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
The truth is funny. Honest discovery, observation, and reaction is better than contrived invention.
— Del Close
I have a feeling that we are doing better in the war than the people have been told.
— Ronald Reagan
It is better to give than to receive." - Liars
— Ellen DeGeneres
Now I am shut up with his mother on Bramble farm and she is no better for conversation than prune whip
— Sandra Dallas
I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?
— Ricky Gervais
Better a bald head than none at all.
— Austin O'Malley
Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.
— Anne Burack Sayre
There's no better friend than a sister ...
— Mary Engelbreit
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.
— Miguel De Cervantes
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
— Ozzy Osbourne
