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Funny Best Luck Quotes By Florence Nightingale: Let us never consider ourselves finished nurses ...

Let us never consider ourselves finished nurses ... we must be learning all of our lives. — Florence Nightingale

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Sol Luckman: When it rains it pours and when it

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma. — Sol Luckman

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Isak Dinesen: The cure for anything is salt water -

The cure for anything is salt water - tears, sweat, or the sea. — Isak Dinesen

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Ethan Luck: It's funny when people say something is "unreal"

It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real! — Ethan Luck

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Lois Greiman: Luck is merely a product of the happily

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. — Lois Greiman

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Rob Reger: I forgot for a second that he was

I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck — Rob Reger

Funny Best Luck Quotes By George Lopez: Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Burton Malkiel: Index funds do not trade from security to

Index funds do not trade from security to security and, thus, they tend to avoid capital gains taxes. — Burton Malkiel

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: For a comedian to kind of catch onto

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Jillian Dodd: I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid

I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid luck in my butterbeer before Quidditch practice. — Jillian Dodd

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Edward Norton: Sometimes their oppression of emotion and the weird

Sometimes their oppression of emotion and the weird way it comes out is more interesting than painting it in bold primary colors. — Edward Norton

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Jon Stewart: We declared war on terror-it's not even a

We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck. — Jon Stewart

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Johnny Depp: It's awful bad luck to bring a woman

It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship."
"It's awful worse luck not to. — Johnny Depp

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Noam Chomsky: Anti-Americanism is a pure totalitarian concept. The very

Anti-Americanism is a pure totalitarian concept. The very notion is idiotic. — Noam Chomsky

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Gregory David Roberts: Friendship is also a kind of medicine, and

Friendship is also a kind of medicine, and the markets for it, too, are sometimes black. — Gregory David Roberts

Funny Best Luck Quotes By Kristen Schaal: I used to carry a rabbit's foot for

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal