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Funny Being Stranded Quotes By A.C. Gaughen: I've heard this is what you do,' he

I've heard this is what you do,' he said. 'Stealing to feed people.' His head went to the side. 'It's so ... strange. — A.C. Gaughen

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By Jill Shalvis: Apparently it'd been too long since her last

Apparently it'd been too long since her last social orgasm ... — Jill Shalvis

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By Ardal O'Hanlon: I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians

I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest. — Ardal O'Hanlon

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By Tom Douglas: One-pot meals make a lot of sense ...

One-pot meals make a lot of sense ... because so much of what people hate about cooking is really the cleanup, the mess, the grease. — Tom Douglas

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By Dolly Parton: The secret to a long marriage is to

The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone. — Dolly Parton

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By Francois De La Rochefoucauld: In their early passions women are in love

In their early passions women are in love with the lover, later they are in love with love. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By Frank Herbert: You can not go on forever stealing what

You can not go on forever stealing what you need without regard to those who come after. — Frank Herbert

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By Dr. Seuss: I'm afraid that sometimes you'll play lonely games

I'm afraid that sometimes you'll play lonely games too. Games you can't win 'cause you'll play against you. — Dr. Seuss

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By Katie Holmes: I find that usually when I watch something

I find that usually when I watch something like horror film, I'm constantly thinking no, it's not going to happen. — Katie Holmes

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By James K. Morrow: There was an otherworldly quality about him, the

There was an otherworldly quality about him, the aura of one privy to secret communiques in forgotten languages. — James K. Morrow

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By Theodore M. Burton: It appears to me that men are trying

It appears to me that men are trying to speak for God instead of letting God speak for himself. — Theodore M. Burton

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: To delete our memory to zero! A completely

To delete our memory to zero! A completely new life! . This is a fantastic idea! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By William Shakespeare: Or art thou but / A dagger of

Or art thou but / A dagger of the mind, a false creation, / Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain? — William Shakespeare

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By Orson Scott Card: The computer is also not famous for having

The computer is also not famous for having mercy. — Orson Scott Card

Funny Being Stranded Quotes By Munia Khan: Sometimes the burden of love is heavier than

Sometimes the burden of love is heavier than a heavy heart — Munia Khan