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Funny Before Death Quotes By Mackie Burt: You know, darkness is a funny thing. Little

You know, darkness is a funny thing. Little by little, it creeps up on you and before you know it, you can't escape it — Mackie Burt

Funny Before Death Quotes By Liz Phair: I'm working on a proper rock record, a

I'm working on a proper rock record, a good, old-school rock record. Finally. — Liz Phair

Funny Before Death Quotes By Jay Leno: Here's an interesting figure: 43 percent of the

Here's an interesting figure: 43 percent of the incoming congressional freshmen are millionaires. The other 57 percent are Democrats. — Jay Leno

Funny Before Death Quotes By Catherynne M Valente: Buck up, baby blowfish. Just puff up bigger

Buck up, baby blowfish. Just puff up bigger than your sadness and scare it right off. That's the only way to live in the awful old ocean. — Catherynne M Valente

Funny Before Death Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I am in love, and the river is

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Before Death Quotes By Joan Bauer: Life and death played out before my very

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

Funny Before Death Quotes By Sarah J. Maas: I wondered who killed Yellowlegs.

I wondered who killed Yellowlegs. — Sarah J. Maas

Funny Before Death Quotes By Nevada Barr: look at Caroline's hands.

look at Caroline's hands. — Nevada Barr

Funny Before Death Quotes By George F. Will: Behavior was better when cinemas were opulent.

Behavior was better when cinemas were opulent. — George F. Will

Funny Before Death Quotes By Winston Churchill: I do not resent criticism, even when for

I do not resent criticism, even when for the sake of emphasis; it parts for the time with reality. — Winston Churchill

Funny Before Death Quotes By Bo Bennett: If you want plenty of experience in dealing

If you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids. — Bo Bennett

Funny Before Death Quotes By Holly Hood: We tend to get a little information before

We tend to get a little information before we off people. It's not a play by ear sort of deal. — Holly Hood

Funny Before Death Quotes By Alice Walker: She say, Nothing but death can keep me

She say, Nothing but death can keep me from it. She never write. — Alice Walker

Funny Before Death Quotes By Stjepan Sejic: You really are a dumbass.

You really are a dumbass. — Stjepan Sejic

Funny Before Death Quotes By Tim Gunn: The clothes we wear send a message about

The clothes we wear send a message about how the world perceives us. — Tim Gunn