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Why assume that to look is to see? — Pablo Picasso

She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee

The conquest of war and the pursuit of social justice ... must become our grand preoccupation and magnificent obsession. — Norman Cousins

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Reply when questioned on the safety of the polio vaccine he developed:
It is safe, and you can't get safer than safe. — Jonas Salk

This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist? — Isabella Olivia Ellis

The market controls everything, but the market has no heart. — Anita Roddick

It's funny how you can be all alone and in danger and then a minute later feel totally safe, like you've never been lonely before. — Susan Juby

We all got ugliness inside us, Kellen. Yours is worse? Then fight harder. Figure it out. But don't you ever pretend you don't have a choice. — Sebastien De Castell

What do you mean, "Not to worry, she's home safe with Skiboy"?
What the hell is a "Skiboy"? — Meg Cabot

As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house. — George Lopez

You don't speak again, unless to use your safe word or yellow to indicate you're frightened."
"I was at yellow the minute I walked in the door. — Cherise Sinclair

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard. — Bob Monkhouse

The Law saith, Where is thy righteousness, goodness, and satisfaction? The Gospel saith, Christ is thy righteousness, goodness, and satisfaction. — Patrick Hamilton

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? — Groucho Marx

We equate choice with freedom, but they are not the same. — Wayne Muller

You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank! — Nicole McKay

I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh — Sachin Tendulkar

[David Harker asked: Dr Pauling, how do you have so many good ideas?]
Well David, I have a lot of ideas and throw away the bad ones. — Linus Pauling

I'm fulfilling my calling no matter what is happening and against whom — Sunday Adelaja

If a lion could speak, it would not understand itself. — Michael Frayn

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee

He who jokes in the executioners face can be destroyed, but never defeated. — Tom Robbins

To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own. — Abraham Lincoln

After school I all but ran to Gran's and it was funny how even with her so sick, being with her could still make me feel safe. — Laura Wiess

We boast the highest standard of living when it's only the biggest. — Frank Lloyd Wright

The spark is still there. The problem with sparks was that they were born both bright and short-lived. — Codi Gary

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel. — Sarah Silverman

They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe. — Jerry Coleman