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That time had a funny way of dimming the edges of reality until only something blurry remained, — Nicholas Sparks

Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ... — Clive Barker

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant. — Rita Rudner

It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends. — Behdad Sami

It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward ... I came out in sympathy. — Bob Hope

Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore. — Lauren Oliver

A good time for laughing is when you can. — Jessamyn West

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it. — Kevin Sorbo

Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. — Shaquille O'Neal

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time. — Marc Maron

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. — Red Skelton

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

The Devil made me do it the first time -
the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver

Time is funny lately, nothing to do with clocks. — Victor Lodato

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time? — Henny Youngman

If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports. — Ed Rendell

People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films. — Kapil Sharma

I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin. — Libba Bray

When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad at the same time. — Sophie Wu

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net. — Russell Howard

Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be. — April Mae Monterrosa

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no. — Bo Burnham

Time has that funny way of smoothing out the rough edges of things, even ones that hurt a little bit. Or a lot. — Megan Hart

She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it. — Robyn Carr

Time is a funny thing. It can take some people a whole lifetime before they realize they've been playing tug-of-war all by themselves. — Karen White

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

Forever is a very long time, especially the bit towards the end. — Janna Levin

The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate. — Emma Stone

My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. — Renee Zellweger

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. — Todd Stocker

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family. — Jeff Foxworthy

There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time. — Cloris Leachman

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way. — Huntley Fitzpatrick