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Funny Be On Time Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: That time had a funny way of dimming

That time had a funny way of dimming the edges of reality until only something blurry remained, — Nicholas Sparks

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Clive Barker: Funny that. We live in islands of Hours

Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ... — Clive Barker

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Rita Rudner: No man is charming all of the time.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant. — Rita Rudner

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Behdad Sami: It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and

It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends. — Behdad Sami

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Bob Hope: It was a typically British birth ... I

It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward ... I came out in sympathy. — Bob Hope

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Lauren Oliver: Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in

Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore. — Lauren Oliver

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Jessamyn West: A good time for laughing is when you

A good time for laughing is when you can. — Jessamyn West

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You take a normal guy, give him a

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Kevin Sorbo: The funny thing about television is that once

The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it. — Kevin Sorbo

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Shaquille O'Neal: Every time I do something silly, it comes

Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. — Shaquille O'Neal

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Marc Maron: My dad is actually a manic depressive, which

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time. — Marc Maron

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Red Skelton: I asked my wife where she wanted to

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. — Red Skelton

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Holly Hood: So just let me deal with it, I

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Billy Joe Shaver: The Devil made me do it the first

The Devil made me do it the first time -
the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Victor Lodato: Time is funny lately, nothing to do with

Time is funny lately, nothing to do with clocks. — Victor Lodato

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Henny Youngman: Was that suit made to order? Where were

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time? — Henny Youngman

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Ed Rendell: If you have spent any time with Barack

If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports. — Ed Rendell

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Kapil Sharma: People think I am funny all the time.

People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films. — Kapil Sharma

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Libba Bray: I'd like to thank readers. Every time you

I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin. — Libba Bray

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Sophie Wu: When you are 15, everything is such high

When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad at the same time. — Sophie Wu

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Russell Howard: The last time I saw African kids this

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net. — Russell Howard

Funny Be On Time Quotes By April Mae Monterrosa: Life is funny...we never know what's in store

Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be. — April Mae Monterrosa

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Bo Burnham: If I had a dime for every time

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no. — Bo Burnham

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Megan Hart: Time has that funny way of smoothing out

Time has that funny way of smoothing out the rough edges of things, even ones that hurt a little bit. Or a lot. — Megan Hart

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Robyn Carr: She has to agree to have me. It

She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it. — Robyn Carr

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Karen White: Time is a funny thing. It can take

Time is a funny thing. It can take some people a whole lifetime before they realize they've been playing tug-of-war all by themselves. — Karen White

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Parker S. Huntington: What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Janna Levin: Forever is a very long time, especially the

Forever is a very long time, especially the bit towards the end. — Janna Levin

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Emma Stone: The idea that you can't be attractive and

The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate. — Emma Stone

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Renee Zellweger: My mum, a strange creature from the time

My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. — Renee Zellweger

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Dave Sim: I firmly believe that if you can't fool

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Todd Stocker: Before you eat the elephant, make sure you

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. — Todd Stocker

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: By the time we get to church, I

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family. — Jeff Foxworthy

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Greg Farshtey: There's no time to waste," Kai said. He

There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Cloris Leachman: When something is truly funny, it's funny all

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time. — Cloris Leachman

Funny Be On Time Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: I guess I like things that take time

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way. — Huntley Fitzpatrick