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Funny Bar Quotes & Sayings
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This is one bar you should take home.
— Eugene Ormandy
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.
— Doug Stanhope
I'm a woman who likes to be courted - strongly.
— Katy Perry
Sid slapped her hands on the bar. "Good Lord, woman, unclench your sphincter and have another drink.
— Terri Osburn
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Extremely dangerous drug-related occupations for which decoy served as a paid audition of sorts. A start weapons system was a wise investment. The
— Neal Stephenson
No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little.
— Jay Black
Life isn't a cabaret. It's a dive bar.
— Woody Paige
Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.
— David C. Holley
Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget.
— David Baldacci
We get to make a living; we give to make a life.
— Winston Churchill
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.
— Tommy Cooper
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
— Frank Carson
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.
— Mitch Hedberg
In my defense, I was young and there was an open bar.
— Jonathan Tropper
Nickelback walks into a bar ... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.
— Dave Grohl
I think it's important to be kind to the world before it disappears if we don't take care of it.
— Danielle Panabaker
What is this Sweet Home Alabama? You have a baby. In a bar.
— Kristen Proby
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.
— Tommy Cooper
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument ... and the occasional bar fight.
— J. Michael Straczynski
