Funny Bank Account Quotes

Wild men, screaming through the keyholes. — David Lloyd George

If you are doing whatever a shepherd is ordering you to do, then you are a real sheep, a poor submissive being! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

You don't choose a life, dad. You live one. — Emilio Estevez

What is the life of man! Is it not to shift from side to side? From sorrow to sorrow? To button up one cause of vexation! And unbutton another! — Laurence Sterne

If we are addicted to people's approval, we will always experience pain when that approval is withdrawn
as it always is. — Joyce Meyer

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. — Paula Poundstone

A wish for a future no longer tainted by the past. A future that held joy, not regret. A future that offered love instead of loneliness. — Irene Hannon

Be aware!
Walk with intent!
Do your job with purpose!
Empower your mind in your daily routine — Kym Rock

I like my country, but I don't think like an Italian. It's a complex, complicated difficult country to make things happen in. — Lapo Elkann

I don't like the celebrity gossip culture, and I certainly don't want to contribute to it. I don't care about the Kardashians, or any of them. — Merrill Markoe

I hate the way chorus boxes sound. — Pat Metheny

It isn't enough for your heart to break because everybody's heart is broken now. — Allen Ginsberg

Always solve for the big picture, not for the problem." -Gyan Nagpal — Gyan Nagpal

Cognitive liberty begins at home, behind your eyes and between your ears. The first act of liberation is to step forward, and be counted as one of us. — Mark Pesce

Now I don't know half of the young people in the industry. It's too spread out, too diffuse. — Cesar Romero

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ... — Hiroko Sakai

Whenever someone starts a statement with, Let me tell you the kind of guy I am, that is a great time to start sawing your own head off. — Dana Gould