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I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens. — Rodney Dangerfield

A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels. — Sir Harry Lauder

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. — Paula Poundstone

& I'm all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face — Nicki Minaj

Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine. — Evan Davis

Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family. — Milton Jones

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? — George Carlin

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. — George W. Bush

No one could tie you tighter than you could tie yourself and it was the ropes you couldn't see that bound you tightest. — Jon Courtenay Grimwood

Everyone has a weakness. Even a demigod. — Christina Farley

I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win." — Mitch Hedberg

We change into our bathing suits, both of us pale like larvae, and then we walk down to the water. — Melissa Bank

By preventing new conflicts, we avert the causes of radicalization and the risk of terrorist attacks in Europe, including in Germany. — Wolfgang Schauble

- "What kind of funny?" I asked her. "Funny like a clown onstage? Or funny like a clown hanging around the entrance to a bank?"
-"The bank one. — Lemony Snicket

I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I'd enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber. — Jennifer Echols

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ... — Hiroko Sakai

I try to schedule the Intensives wherever I go. — Pauline Oliveros

The enemy of good television is boredom and predictability. — David Nevins

I missed 'em, sure enough, true and deep and hard, but the loving was stronger than the missing.--Joseph Johnson on p. 233 Some Kind of Courage — Dan Gemeinhart

Just thinking about her makes you shine with her fire. — Rae Carson

The true meaning of religion is thus, not simply morality, but morality touched by emotion. — Matthew Arnold

You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank! — Nicole McKay

It's better than the Green Line," Galvin said with a — Joseph Finder