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I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels.
— Sir Harry Lauder
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
— Paula Poundstone
Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
— Milton Jones
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
— George Carlin
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
— George W. Bush
No one could tie you tighter than you could tie yourself and it was the ropes you couldn't see that bound you tightest.
— Jon Courtenay Grimwood
Everyone has a weakness. Even a demigod.
— Christina Farley
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win."
— Mitch Hedberg
We change into our bathing suits, both of us pale like larvae, and then we walk down to the water.
— Melissa Bank
By preventing new conflicts, we avert the causes of radicalization and the risk of terrorist attacks in Europe, including in Germany.
— Wolfgang Schauble
- "What kind of funny?" I asked her. "Funny like a clown onstage? Or funny like a clown hanging around the entrance to a bank?"-"The bank one. — Lemony Snicket
I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I'd enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.
— Jennifer Echols
When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ...
— Hiroko Sakai
I try to schedule the Intensives wherever I go.
— Pauline Oliveros
The enemy of good television is boredom and predictability.
— David Nevins
I missed 'em, sure enough, true and deep and hard, but the loving was stronger than the missing.--Joseph Johnson on p. 233 Some Kind of Courage
— Dan Gemeinhart
The true meaning of religion is thus, not simply morality, but morality touched by emotion.
— Matthew Arnold
You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!
— Nicole McKay
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— Joseph Finder