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Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back. - Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

She began to curl her hair and long for balls — Jane Austen

Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass. — M.F. Moonzajer

But i've slammed the door to my inner self; if he ever wants to force the lock again, he'll have to use a harder crowbar! — Anne Frank

Daryl Dixon: You got some balls for a Chinaman.
Glenn: I'm Korean.
Daryl Dixon: Whatever. — The Walking Dead

When you have nothing inside you, you feel everything more, and feel you can control it all. — Megan Abbott

There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel. — Sharon Osbourne

I remember my father explaining, "A capitalist system is a dog-eat-dog system." — Frances Fox Piven

The higher you rise in the business ladder, the smaller your balls become. — Santosh Kalwar

Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls. — Louise Brown

The way to achieve your goals is step by step, you just need to build enough track, to be ahead of the train." ~ John Milton Lawrence — John Milton Lawrence

Balls to ten minutes. — Kristen Ashley

I heard they were experimenting with underwater matches but they had to quit after three smokers drowned. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old? — Whitney Cummings

Good shot."
"Not really. I was aiming for his balls. — Laurann Dohner

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour. — Brian Regan

Tis better never to be named than to be ill spoken of. — Susanna Centlivre

The night whose sable breast relieves the stark,
White stars, is no less lovely being dark — Countee Cullen

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

I am not a millionaire son
but i make my son become the ,
millionaire son.
by jostalin — Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin

The supreme religious test of our social order is the hideous commerce of prostitution. — Jane Addams

I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls. — K.A. Mitchell

I don't know whose bright idea it was to turn the prom into a masquerade ball, but whoever it was, I'm going to kick them in the balls for it. — Melyssa Winchester

I don't know how high I went, I don't wanna know. Heights are not my favorite thing. It makes my balls go in my throat just thinking about it. — Chris Kyle

When we are willing to explore our own experiences, we open the doorway to deeper connection and intimacy. — Sharon Salzberg

Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls. — Auliq Ice

I call my balls the bush twins. — Zach Galifianakis

How does one go about getting an introduction to a fictional character? — Richard Bruce Nugent

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo) — M. Robinson

If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball? — Norman Chad

I have been skeptical and not trusting of traditional models of the entertainment industry. I never got a manager. — Tim Heidecker

I bowl so slowly that if I don't like a ball I can run after it and bring it back — James M. Barrie

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico. — Harry Caray

He who has made a thousand things and he who has made none, both feel the same desire: to make something. — Antonio Porchia

Your words hurt, Jazz. They hurt like cotton balls thrown in my direction. — Barry Lyga

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls. — Bo Burnham

I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight. — Mark A. Cooper

[A]ll her life she [Chantal] had been carefully, heroically watching over mediocre beings who were hardly real, over things of no value. — Georges Bernanos

So many people mentioned this at these rallies. You go to these things and it's kind of like an oldies concert. I mean, it's not hostile. — George Saunders