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Sometimes you do know, in 'Commando' when I said 'I lied', I knew that it was going to be a funny line. I've never had a bad line.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny?
— Stephen King
I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
— Orlando Bloom
I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out.
— Mike Birbiglia
You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? — Laurell K. Hamilton
If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all.""Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
— Amy Schumer
It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.
— Lady Victoria Hervey
You realize the bad guy isn't wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he's funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect hair.
— Taylor Swift
Don't lick the guests, darling. Bad manners.
— Patricia Briggs
God writes a lot of comedy ... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
— Garrison Keillor
It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all.
— Connor Franta
I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself.
— Ronald Reagan
Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!'
— Demetri Martin
We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.
— Dylan Moran
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
— Carroll Bryant
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.
— Kristen Schaal
Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more.
— Richelle Mead
Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I think 'Breaking Bad' is brilliant. Good drama in the U.S. is also so funny and blurs the line between light and dark.
— Arthur Darvill
Funny always makes the bad things go away.
— Candace Bushnell
Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit. Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed.
— William James
Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang.
— Natalia Kills
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
— Terry Pratchett
People should just be aware of how they are eating ... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad.
— Peaches Geldof
We all men want a bad girl friend, but a good wife.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.
— Dennis Miller
The school should teach a class on deciphering obscure images in bad photography. Amanda's photos could make up the textbooks.
— Jordan Elizabeth Mierek
The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him.
— Kami Garcia
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'
— Ron Funches
Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.
— Courtney Giardina
Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.
— Whitney Cummings
Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.
— Mike Birbiglia
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.
— Terry Pratchett
My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.
— Yogi Berra
Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I noticed that the snow was gone and the ground looked greener. It's funny how the good stuff can wipe away the bad stuff so quickly.
— Melody J. Bremen
Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma
I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.
— Laura Kightlinger
I am really terrible when it comes to guys. Inside, I just see myself as this overweight tomboy with funny-coloured hair and bad skin.
— Katie McGrath
It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.
— Sylvie Meis
You worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business.
— Terry Pratchett
You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don't think they come out of the womb being assholes.
— Laurann Dohner
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose.""How bad of an idea?"
"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco
I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns.
— G.G. Silverman
I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'
— Paul George
If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.
— Paris Hilton
Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered."Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse
Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio?
— Robert A. Heinlein
I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?
— Rebecca Murphy
I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.
— Dannika Dark
Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it up.
— Miguel De Cervantes
Obviously she's the kind of woman who gives people the benefit of the doubt. I prefer to assume bad stuff first; correct it later.
— Heather Day Gilbert
It's funny: There's a lot of comics on 'Breaking Bad.'
— Steven Michael Quezada
You have a bad habit of listing anything that can go wrong, Volger.""I have always considered that a good habit — Scott Westerfeld
Yeah, that's funny, huh? ... Something hurts you real bad and you get used to it. Like being hurt becomes part of who you are.
— Walter Dean Myers
Bad writing, it is easily verified, has never kept scholarship from being published.
— Jacques Barzun
No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad.-Nastasya — Cate Tiernan
Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.
— Martha Stewart
You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!".
— Bill Engvall
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
— Bill Watterson
His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.
— William Faulkner
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
— Darynda Jones
I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?
— Tracey Ullman
Funny, though, I don't feel too bad.
— Suzanne Collins
