Funny Baby Quotes: top 46 famous quotes about Funny Baby

Funny Baby Quotes & Sayings

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Your baby is crying, says the driver to Taiwo, the Ghanian way of saying your cell phone is ringing. — Taiye Selasi

Yes, I'm wearing a baby," Sheppard said. "It's very funny. Can we get past that? — Jo Graham

Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke — Rachel Cohn

Mardi Gras, baby. Mardi Gras. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. — Harvey Diamond

I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman

But then again, they
were like baby Einsteins on crack. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized. — Penelope Douglas

If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck. — Jerry Coleman

Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do? — George Bernard Shaw

Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely.' — Dylan Moran

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. — Jimmy Reed

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Henny Youngman

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. — Doug Stanhope

Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy new outfits. — Bauvard

My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing. — Dave Attell

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated. — Jim Norton

A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler — Margaret Mitchell

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. — Andy Borowitz

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous. — George Bernard Shaw

Kissing babies and hugging fat girls. — Dave Bautista

She picked up a handheld grenade launcher, cradling it like a baby. — Kimberly Derting

What they saw was a hero baby. That's what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful... Funny as hell... Sexy... Sweet... — Lucian Bane

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. — Kevin Nealon

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Baby, the fact that you know that's funny is going to save your whole life. — Carrie Fisher

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby". — Ronald Reagan

Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else" — Billy Connolly

My baby is weird man ... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! — Lisa Lampanelli

Funny, isn't it? We hear the same name and while they see dark, I see light. — Nadia Hashimi

All right, baby," Daphne crooned.
"Talk to Mama and tell me all your secrets ... — Jennifer Estep

Sqwaak!" from Fletcher, the environmental crime fighting parrot in The Big Belch graphic novel by Kay Wood. — Kay Wood

Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder

Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby. — Chuck Palahniuk

Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months. — Joe Haldeman

What is this Sweet Home Alabama? You have a baby. In a bar. — Kristen Proby

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney. — Noel Gallagher

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from? — Jane Wagner

There ain't no "baby mama drama" up in this Vortex, homie! — Esther Hicks

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. — Louis C.K.

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

FYI, baby, havin' your attitude back is so far from annoying, it's not fuckin' funny. — Kristen Ashley

Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes! — Jennifer L. Armentrout