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Funny Awkward Quotes By Thomas C. Foster: The real reason for quest is always self-knowledge.

The real reason for quest is always self-knowledge. — Thomas C. Foster

Funny Awkward Quotes By John Stott: Every powerful movement has had its philosophy which

Every powerful movement has had its philosophy which has gripped the mind, fired the imagination and captured the devotion of its adherents. — John Stott

Funny Awkward Quotes By Diana Wynne Jones: Oh! Polly thought. Why aren't all girls locked

Oh! Polly thought. Why aren't all girls locked up by law the year they turn fifteen? They do such stupid things! — Diana Wynne Jones

Funny Awkward Quotes By Holly Hood: The moonlight caught the glint of his lip

The moonlight caught the glint of his lip ring, which he was now fondling with the tip of his tongue as he stared down at me. It was a bit awkward. — Holly Hood

Funny Awkward Quotes By Hope Jahren: One-third of the Earth's land used to be

One-third of the Earth's land used to be covered in forest. Every ten years, we cut down about 1 percent of this total forest, never to be regrown. — Hope Jahren

Funny Awkward Quotes By Graeme Simsion: Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept

Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept — Graeme Simsion

Funny Awkward Quotes By Nenia Campbell: I had a fucking standing ovation going on

I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore. — Nenia Campbell

Funny Awkward Quotes By David C. Holley: The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience. — David C. Holley

Funny Awkward Quotes By Jay McLean: Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants

Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping. — Jay McLean

Funny Awkward Quotes By Aaron Levie: The most customer-centric organizations can answer any question

The most customer-centric organizations can answer any question by deciding what's best for the customer, without ever having to ask. — Aaron Levie

Funny Awkward Quotes By Caroline George: Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real."Yes,

Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George

Funny Awkward Quotes By Sylvia Day: Love will find a way against time itself.

Love will find a way against time itself. — Sylvia Day

Funny Awkward Quotes By Lauren Oliver: When he speaks again, I can tell that

When he speaks again, I can tell that he's smiling. So I guess we saved each other. — Lauren Oliver

Funny Awkward Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: You killed my Dad." Any trace of kindness

You killed my Dad." Any trace of kindness or sympathy vanished from Rixon's eyes.
"Well this is awkward. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Funny Awkward Quotes By Kasey Collin P. Dumdum: That awkward moment when you realize someone was

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs. — Kasey Collin P. Dumdum

Funny Awkward Quotes By David Quammen: You can't take a knife on a plane

You can't take a knife on a plane anymore, but you can get on carrying a virus. — David Quammen

Funny Awkward Quotes By Maureen Johnson: Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward. — Maureen Johnson

Funny Awkward Quotes By Anonymous: 9Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be

9Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. — Anonymous

Funny Awkward Quotes By John Green: I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja,"

I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. — John Green

Funny Awkward Quotes By Hannah Simone: Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.

Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird. — Hannah Simone