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The real reason for quest is always self-knowledge. — Thomas C. Foster
Every powerful movement has had its philosophy which has gripped the mind, fired the imagination and captured the devotion of its adherents. — John Stott
Oh! Polly thought. Why aren't all girls locked up by law the year they turn fifteen? They do such stupid things! — Diana Wynne Jones
The moonlight caught the glint of his lip ring, which he was now fondling with the tip of his tongue as he stared down at me. It was a bit awkward. — Holly Hood
One-third of the Earth's land used to be covered in forest. Every ten years, we cut down about 1 percent of this total forest, never to be regrown. — Hope Jahren
Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept — Graeme Simsion
I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore. — Nenia Campbell
The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience. — David C. Holley
Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping. — Jay McLean
The most customer-centric organizations can answer any question by deciding what's best for the customer, without ever having to ask. — Aaron Levie
Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George
Love will find a way against time itself. — Sylvia Day
When he speaks again, I can tell that he's smiling. So I guess we saved each other. — Lauren Oliver
You killed my Dad." Any trace of kindness or sympathy vanished from Rixon's eyes.
"Well this is awkward. — Becca Fitzpatrick
That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs. — Kasey Collin P. Dumdum
You can't take a knife on a plane anymore, but you can get on carrying a virus. — David Quammen
Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward. — Maureen Johnson
9Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. — Anonymous
I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. — John Green
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird. — Hannah Simone

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