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Funny Available Quotes By Jessica Sorensen: I don't like saying my real last name

I don't like saying my real last name because then I remember that I'm the only living person left carrying it. — Jessica Sorensen

Funny Available Quotes By Clive James: They had a ... dog called Bluey. A

They had a ... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available. — Clive James

Funny Available Quotes By Santosh Avvannavar: A Tolet ad: "Two beds boys available". I

A Tolet ad: "Two beds boys available". I wonder which one is Tolet? — Santosh Avvannavar

Funny Available Quotes By John Milton: God does not need man nor his won

God does not need man nor his won works. — John Milton

Funny Available Quotes By Mindy Levy: They say laughter is the best medicine, and

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it's free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE. — Mindy Levy

Funny Available Quotes By Lara St. John: Another thing: despite my youthful appearance, I am

Another thing: despite my youthful appearance, I am quite capable of making decisions. — Lara St. John

Funny Available Quotes By Michael C. Hall: People feel like they know me from the

People feel like they know me from the work I have done, but it's not me. — Michael C. Hall

Funny Available Quotes By Joe Hill: All those tattoos. A woman could get any

All those tattoos. A woman could get any tattoo she liked, but they all said the same thing. They were a sign reading AVAILABLE FOR RENT. — Joe Hill

Funny Available Quotes By Marc Levy: every moment is forever

every moment is forever — Marc Levy

Funny Available Quotes By Meister Eckhart: God cannot know himself without me.

God cannot know himself without me. — Meister Eckhart

Funny Available Quotes By Freya Stark: The great and almost only comfort about being

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised. — Freya Stark

Funny Available Quotes By Sharad Vivek Sagar: Our national emblem has four lions but unfortunately

Our national emblem has four lions but unfortunately we have highlighted more lambs and wolfs than real lions of our country. — Sharad Vivek Sagar

Funny Available Quotes By Mike McCready: Star Anna is an American original. She sings

Star Anna is an American original. She sings from a place of beauty that takes me to a higher place. — Mike McCready

Funny Available Quotes By Marguerite Gardiner, Countess Of Blessington: Conversation is the legs on which thought walks;

Conversation is the legs on which thought walks; and writing, the wings by which it flies. — Marguerite Gardiner, Countess Of Blessington

Funny Available Quotes By Karl Lagerfeld: When people want to be liked for what

When people want to be liked for what they did, they should stop. — Karl Lagerfeld

Funny Available Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I rented a car. I didn't really need

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Available Quotes By Hk: I wish happiness was some edible food easily

I wish happiness was some edible food easily available in stores... Oh wait, it is. — Hk

Funny Available Quotes By Edward Felten: I think there are problems with compact disc

I think there are problems with compact disc copy protection that can't be resolved. — Edward Felten

Funny Available Quotes By Virginia Woolf: Great bodies of people are never responsible for

Great bodies of people are never responsible for what they do. They are driven by instincts which are not within their control. — Virginia Woolf