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No idea is conceived in our mind independent of our five senses [i.e., no idea is divinely inspired]. — Albert Einstein

I'm blessed with a pretty good voice. So just sitting back there banging on the tubs wasn't enough. — Don Henley

Everything that is in agreement with our personal desires
seems true. Everything that is not puts us into a rage. — Andre Maurois

I love being a scientologist, as it's helped me in every single aspect of my life. — Kelly Preston

I have made myself more complicated than I really am. — Nick Hornby

Sometimes God has to remind you that you're weak so that you can be set free from your "self-sufficiency." — Tullian Tchividjian

The lot of the bride
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne

You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? — Renita D'Silva

- If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. — Mary Papas

What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski

I feel completely fortunate to have this outlet for something I don't really feel like I have a choice in, to make music. I've got to make it. — Ian MacKaye

Where do I get my ideas? The more pertinent question is ... how do I make them stop? — Stephen King

It was my first scene in any movie and my only scene in Kramer vs. Kramer. I was petrified. — JoBeth Williams

For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous. — J.M. Richards

Fall in love in such a way that it frees you from any connecting. — Rumi