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Funny Aussie Quotes By J.R.R. Tolkien: You may not like my burglar, but please

You may not like my burglar, but please don't damage him. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Funny Aussie Quotes By Scott Snyder: Does it matter how long they were together

Does it matter how long they were together that night? To lovers, an hour can last a century. But even for lovers, every hour ends. — Scott Snyder

Funny Aussie Quotes By Erich Segal: He would not question Barretto's love, since to

He would not question Barretto's love, since to know Jenny is to love Jenny; it's a universal truth — Erich Segal

Funny Aussie Quotes By W. H. Auden: And none will hear the postman's knockWithout a

And none will hear the postman's knock
Without a quickening of the heart.
For who can bear to feel himself forgotten? — W. H. Auden

Funny Aussie Quotes By Gore Vidal: I have been on the cover of Time

I have been on the cover of Time magazine. My father was on the cover of Time, and my grandfather was on the cover of Time. — Gore Vidal

Funny Aussie Quotes By Tim Cook: If you want me to do things only

If you want me to do things only for ROI reasons, you should get out of this stock. — Tim Cook

Funny Aussie Quotes By E. O. Wilson: If history and science have taught us anything,

If history and science have taught us anything, it is that passion and desire are not the same as truth. — E. O. Wilson

Funny Aussie Quotes By Arabella Weir: The crushing, pitiful, and frequently just plain risible

The crushing, pitiful, and frequently just plain risible pathos of an unsuccessful actor/performer's life is well charted. — Arabella Weir

Funny Aussie Quotes By W.H. Beck: A critter reveals his true self at midnight.

A critter reveals his true self at midnight. — W.H. Beck

Funny Aussie Quotes By Robin Sharma: Ideation without execution is delusion

Ideation without execution is delusion — Robin Sharma

Funny Aussie Quotes By Ryan Montgomery: When I was born, my mama's pussy had

When I was born, my mama's pussy had the new car smell. — Ryan Montgomery