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Funny Attention Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Normally, I try not to pay attention to

Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators. — Ellen DeGeneres

Funny Attention Quotes By Leonardo DiCaprio: I got attention by being funny at school,

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. — Leonardo DiCaprio

Funny Attention Quotes By S.K. Logsdon: But as an escort it's our duty to

But as an escort it's our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants. — S.K. Logsdon

Funny Attention Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: Not everyone who stares likes us; we may

Not everyone who stares likes us; we may look weird enough to get everyone's attention. — M.F. Moonzajer

Funny Attention Quotes By Kate Sherwood: Jeff's attention is swiveling between the two of

Jeff's attention is swiveling between the two of them like he's watching a game of tennis being played with a kitten's head instead of a ball. — Kate Sherwood

Funny Attention Quotes By Joan Rivers: There is nothing funny about aging: It is

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention. — Joan Rivers

Funny Attention Quotes By Michael Keaton: Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny,

Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn't like a lot of attention. — Michael Keaton

Funny Attention Quotes By John Duover: He had to witness how a ginger German

He had to witness how a ginger German with a v-neck that almost went as low as his navel drew all the attention to himself. — John Duover

Funny Attention Quotes By Rick Riordan: No Tyson, the guy in the story did

No Tyson, the guy in the story did not attract the attention of a moose. Tyson is sad now. — Rick Riordan

Funny Attention Quotes By Elizabeth Olsen: Not since I was 10, trying to get

Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!' — Elizabeth Olsen

Funny Attention Quotes By Lorrie Moore: I don't think of any sentence as a

I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key. — Lorrie Moore

Funny Attention Quotes By Cassandra Clare: You behave as if everything is funny to

You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is paying attention. — Cassandra Clare

Funny Attention Quotes By Rita Rudner: If it's attention you want, don't get involved

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season. — Rita Rudner

Funny Attention Quotes By John Scalzi: Look," I said. "Something that needs your attention.

Look," I said. "Something that needs your attention. Over there. Away from here. — John Scalzi

Funny Attention Quotes By Orson Scott Card: Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending

Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention. — Orson Scott Card

Funny Attention Quotes By Meg Cabot: We were a very funny family. Humour was

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest. — Meg Cabot

Funny Attention Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: I guess I like things that take time

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way. — Huntley Fitzpatrick