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Funny As Hell Quotes By Kevin Barry: Don DeLillo's 'White Noise,' which I read when

Don DeLillo's 'White Noise,' which I read when I was 19. It showed me that a book can be funny as hell and deadly serious. — Kevin Barry

Funny As Hell Quotes By Thabang Gideon Magaola: If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that

If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair — Thabang Gideon Magaola

Funny As Hell Quotes By Tom Smothers: No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first

No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years. — Tom Smothers

Funny As Hell Quotes By Madeleine Urban: This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit. -Ty Henderson

This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.
-Ty Henderson — Madeleine Urban

Funny As Hell Quotes By Stephanie McAfee: Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before

Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober. — Stephanie McAfee

Funny As Hell Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you

Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! — Regina Griffin

Funny As Hell Quotes By Mercedes Lackey: Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of

Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of admiration, She can tell you to go to hell in a way that will send you running of to pack your bags. — Mercedes Lackey

Funny As Hell Quotes By Robin Sloan: America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers.

America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want. — Robin Sloan

Funny As Hell Quotes By Alyssa Rose Ivy: You are a very threatening princess.""Be Careful or

You are a very threatening princess."
"Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara. — Alyssa Rose Ivy

Funny As Hell Quotes By Zach Peterson: when the cheese belongs to the mitten take

when the cheese belongs to the mitten take the horns off the roller coaster — Zach Peterson

Funny As Hell Quotes By Jeni Decker: You should write about your life. It's kind

You should write about your life. It's kind of funny. When it's not depressing as hell. — Jeni Decker

Funny As Hell Quotes By Michael Thomas Ford: To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane

To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane said. "I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another."
Jane Fairfax — Michael Thomas Ford

Funny As Hell Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Oh, you're an expert in crazy people now?""A

Oh, you're an expert in crazy people now?"
"A month with you and I feel I have a master's degree in the subject. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny As Hell Quotes By James Patterson: I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid,

I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could
have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer — James Patterson

Funny As Hell Quotes By Lucian Bane: What they saw was a hero baby. That's

What they saw was a hero baby. That's what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful... Funny as hell... Sexy... Sweet... — Lucian Bane

Funny As Hell Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: That face. That body. And you know he's

That face. That body. And you know he's packing. Look at the angle on that dangle. — Jeaniene Frost

Funny As Hell Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Get your filthy paws off my son, feet

Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny As Hell Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: I [dad] spent hours on the phone. Do

I [dad] spent hours on the phone. Do you know with whom?'
'One of those psychic hotlines?' Dad gritted his teeth. 'If only ... — Rachel Hawkins

Funny As Hell Quotes By Dana Marie Bell: You talked to your mother about Duncan's erectile

You talked to your mother about Duncan's erectile dysfunction?" He glared down at her. "Has he considered taking your TV away? — Dana Marie Bell

Funny As Hell Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Get in my way again, boy, and you're

Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny As Hell Quotes By Tsugumi Ohba: What the hell am I doing ... ?

What the hell am I doing ... ? Escape holding myself as a hostage ... ? I won't be able to make it like that ... — Tsugumi Ohba

Funny As Hell Quotes By Thabang Gideon Magaola: We all have that one friend that walks

We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home — Thabang Gideon Magaola

Funny As Hell Quotes By Frances Winkler: I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

Funny As Hell Quotes By Jake Wizner: There once was a man who was sore'Cuz

There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner

Funny As Hell Quotes By Dana Marie Bell: Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend.

Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's
underwear. — Dana Marie Bell

Funny As Hell Quotes By Hanna Lui: A little vanilla never hurt anybody." He nipped

A little vanilla never hurt anybody." He nipped her ankle. "Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell. — Hanna Lui

Funny As Hell Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #303 It's a street food vendor! Stop

Ish #303 It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating. — Regina Griffin

Funny As Hell Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: You just wanted to walk in front of

You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt — Laurell K. Hamilton

Funny As Hell Quotes By Margaret Watson: She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would

She thinks you're stalking me."
"Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson

Funny As Hell Quotes By April Henry: Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! — April Henry