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Horses raise what the farmer eats and eats what the farmer raises. You can't plow the ground and get gasoline.
— Will Rogers
I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.
— Derek Landy
I want her for-fucking-ever.
— Georgia Cates
I was once arrested for resisting arrest.
— Steven Wright
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.
— Harriet Morgan
Once imbued with the idea of a mission, a great nation easily assumes that it has the means as well as the duty to do God's work.
— J. William Fulbright
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
— Jim Valvano
You can only get to where you want to be, through where you are now.
— Catherine Louise Birmingham
That you exist, is offense enough to arrest you.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
My career is going to be played out year by year. Will I be here in 2004? I don't know. The record won't keep me here. Happiness will.
— Lance Armstrong
I have gotten to a point in my life where I don't want to have dinner with someone I don't like.
— John Frankenheimer
