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Funny April Quotes By Rick Yancey: I was woefully ignorant in the social graces.

I was woefully ignorant in the social graces. I was being raised, after all, by Pellinore Warthrop. — Rick Yancey

Funny April Quotes By Rand Paul: I think public awareness of how good vaccines

I think public awareness of how good vaccines are for kids and how they are good for public health is a great idea. — Rand Paul

Funny April Quotes By Neil Young: I just do what I do. I like

I just do what I do. I like to make music. — Neil Young

Funny April Quotes By Jane Austen: Happy had it been for her, if her

Happy had it been for her, if her regard for Edward had depended less on his own merit, than on the merit of his nearest relations! For — Jane Austen

Funny April Quotes By Miley Cyrus: Remember that only God can judge us; forget

Remember that only God can judge us; forget the haters, because Somebody loves you. — Miley Cyrus

Funny April Quotes By John McPhee: Catch and release fishing may be cruelty masquerading

Catch and release fishing may be cruelty masquerading as political correctness — John McPhee

Funny April Quotes By Marlon Brando: Acting is an empty and usless profession.

Acting is an empty and usless profession. — Marlon Brando

Funny April Quotes By Nico Tortorella: I love the consistency of working on television.

I love the consistency of working on television. You don't get that in working on film. — Nico Tortorella

Funny April Quotes By Criss Jami: April Fools' is the only day to take

April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously. — Criss Jami

Funny April Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: That which an age considers evil is usually

That which an age considers evil is usually an unseasonable echo of what was formerly considered good - the atavism of an old ideal. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Funny April Quotes By Pete Waterman: I think that's where reality TV works -

I think that's where reality TV works - you don't know where it's going. — Pete Waterman

Funny April Quotes By Glendon Swarthout: The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain

The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next. — Glendon Swarthout

Funny April Quotes By April Henry: Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! — April Henry

Funny April Quotes By Martha Wells: Oh, I've no sense of self-preservation," Reynard replied

Oh, I've no sense of self-preservation," Reynard replied easily. "That's what I depend on you for. — Martha Wells

Funny April Quotes By April Mae Monterrosa: Life is funny...we never know what's in store

Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be. — April Mae Monterrosa

Funny April Quotes By Bill Bryson: Sometimes the world just isn't ready for a

Sometimes the world just isn't ready for a good idea. — Bill Bryson

Funny April Quotes By Gabrielle Union: I've been trying to get cast as a

I've been trying to get cast as a lesbian for years. — Gabrielle Union