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Funny Animals Quotes & Sayings

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Why can't you place a blessing like that on us," I asked.
"It only works on wild animals,"
"So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned. — Rick Riordan

Animals represent the abstract notion of acceptance. Living with these funny creatures - you kind of have to accept them. It's like a test in a way. — Shaun Tan

The world inside myself is vaster and richer than this paltry plane, peopled with mere galaxies and gods. — Rachel Hartman

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. — David Sedaris

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin

So with my luck, I'll never make it in time to save the boy in the forest because my hair will have snagged on a tree branch a mile back. — Cynthia Hand

Animals raise their children, too. I don't know why they keep them around. Kill 'em and be done with it. — Liz Braswell

We aren't encouraged to think for ourselves and ask questions. We are expected to accept what they teach us as infallible truths. — Raquel Cepeda

The human brain can only be stretched so far before it breaks. — Erin Bowman

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny. — Adam McKay

I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals. — Craig Thompson

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

I used to always read with a pen in my hand, as if the author and I were in a conversation. — Tara Bray Smith

I write exactly what I think. If it's a raw subject, I write lots of things and then pull out all the fluff words. — FKA Twigs

I'm doing quite a lot of painting on stones - little funny fish and animals. — PJ Harvey

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

I have been a multitude of shapes, Before I assumed a consistent form. — Taliesin

Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story. — Don Roff

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. — Michael Morpurgo

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog. — Gail Carriger

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out. — Mitch Hedberg

Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. — Mitch Hedberg

Sadly, there are more wild horses in holding pens than in the wild. — Willie Nelson

Scotland is a soggy sort it place, where birds and animals walk around uncooked — Peedie William

No person is completely wicked, just as no person is perfect. We are all grey — Sweety Shinde

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

You know what it's like when you're trying to fall asleep and it only makes you more wide awake? — Haruki Murakami

The Hun is always either at your throat or at your feet. — Winston S. Churchill