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I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
— Woody Allen
My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement.
— Sam Argent
A truly humble person knows that they are nothing in themselves but they are everything in Christ.
— Joyce Meyer
So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist.
— Jennifer Bosworth
People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
— Thomas Sowell
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
We ought to make the moments notes Of happy glad Thanksgiving; The hours and days, a silent praise Of music we are living.
— Ella Wheeler Wilcox
I was brought up Christian, then I was agnostic and then I realized I was atheist ... This movie [Agora] is about fundamentalism and hate.
— Alejandro Amenabar
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
You can't control everything that comes to you.
— Edward Norton
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!
— Oscar Wilde
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
We must never allow the voice of humanity within us to be silenced. It is humanity's sympathy with all creatures that first makes us truly human.
— Albert Schweitzer
Miracles are not contrary to nature but only contrary to what we know about nature.
— Augustine Of Hippo
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
— Dylan Moran
Never apologize, never explain - didn't we always say that? Well, I haven't and I don't.
— Marianne Faithfull
Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.
— Frankie Boyle