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Gentle reminder, Smile please. — Vikrmn

You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave back all your MONEY. — R.v.m.

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing. — Paul Stanley

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone. — Jim Carrey

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? — Bill Hicks

It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going. — Jim Jarmusch

It's funny how we all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon. — Habeeb Akande

Our strength lies in our intensive attacks and our barbarity ... After all, who today remembers the genocide of the Armenians? — Adolf Hitler

I love children. They're so much fun and I would have a blast spoiling them. — Vanessa Hudgens

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. — Will Rogers

Things'll work out, or they won't. But life'll go on and as long as you realize that, you'll be just fine. — Ben Muse

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time. — Joe Girard

Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it. — Mark W. Boyer

Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone. — John C. Maxwell

If you ask people if they enjoy crime novels, they'll say, 'Oh, my guilty pleasure is ... ' then name a really brilliant crime writer. — Sophie Hannah

You gazed at the moon and fell in the gutter. — Thomas Fuller

You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too. — Phillip C. McGraw

Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

Hugging is a motion of hope. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You are only Half Happy unless you love them both equally: Friday & Monday! — Mohith Agadi

I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me. — Olivia Wilde

During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson

War, misery, and death spared no soul, and took pity on no family. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm. — Malcolm Forbes

Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

He tried to get the Caddy to run some of the life-organizing protocols, but they were pretty useless without connectivity. — Charlie Jane Anders

Innovation Big pain, no shame being same-to-same — Praveen Kumar

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled. — Saurabh Sharma

When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering. — H.W.L. Poonja

Anyone I know who's almost died has come out of it, at least for a while, looking at things differently. — Alan Alda

I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better. — Salma Hayek

Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome. — Carla H. Krueger

Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right. — Henry Ford

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up. — Frank Zappa

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. — Steven Wright

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. — Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach