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Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters.
— Dakota Fanning
Like the garlic mustard in my garden and the roses on my fence, love has a funny way of blooming after years of being buried.
— Sarah Strohmeyer
Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love with me, my stomach does funny things."
"Well, get some milk of magnesia and stop it. — Libba Bray
"Well, get some milk of magnesia and stop it. — Libba Bray
Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too.
— J.J. McAvoy
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage.
— Ciaran Hinds
I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.
— Michael W. Grimard
She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright
Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
— Rita Rudner
I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute.
— T.S. Krupa
Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories.
— Susannah Mansfield
I gave up trying to please others and started playing for myself, and because I love music, things naturally happened then. Funny how that works.
— Tori Amos
Everyone's crazy except you and me.
— Mark Frauenfelder
I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life.
— Anyta Sunday
Beautiful, funny, smart, sexual, and also neurotic? It's like filling an inside straight.
— Woody Allen
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Char is beautiful, smart, funny, and I love the way our bodies communicate with one another. It's as if she was made for me." ~ Riley
— T.H. Snyder
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
— Janet Coleman
I want to let my fans know I love them and I'm coming your way and I'm bringing truckloads of funny.
— Tracy Morgan
I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
— Kristen Johnston
My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you
— Elizabeth Gilbert
[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.
— Ilana Glazer
I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.
— Holly Hood
Hey, A-D-D," she called out to Claire, "come over and try these on.
— Kimberly Derting
I find Anders very funny and funny lasts forever." Samantha
— Angela Nicoara
Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom
— Abhysheq Shukla
Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.
— Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft
I said alone!"
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. — Kresley Cole
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. — Kresley Cole
Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.
— Alycia Linwood
Dear Fly,
I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka
I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka
While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.
— J.R. Moehringer
And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny.
— Cassandra Clare
I love doing things that are titillating. I think race can be very funny, and I think I'm very comfortable discussing it and bringing it up.
— Michael Rapaport
But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of.
— Lindsey Kelk
And think it's funny how, now that I know what it means to love and be loved, I see it everywhere.
— Laurelin Paige
Love? Love is for children and poor people...
— Molly Harper
We break off obsession by laughing at ourselves, by learning to be funny, by just seeing the joy in life and by having a terrific love for this world.
— Frederick Lenz
I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks.
— Alex Pareene
Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune.
— Confucius
But if love can be funny and capricious, it can also be strong enough to seem like a sign of insanity.
— Chelsey Philpot
I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best.
— James Tate
We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
It's funny whom we end up choosing to love and who ends up choosing to love us. It's rarely the people we think it should be.
— Robin Jones Gunn
If she says "I love you," and I say "I know," that's beautiful and acceptable and funny.
— Chris Taylor
One of my favorite comedies is 'Groundhog Day' and 'Scrooged.' I love Bill Murray, and I think he's a great example of an actor who is funny.
— Fiona Gubelmann
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
— Erma Bombeck
There is a lot to learn about love and positions.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Christ, they'd be getting a cat next. He mentally recoiled from the idea: the day they did that, he'd cut off his dick and call himself a lesbian.
— Kate Aaron
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
— Josh Stern
Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason
— Mason Cooley
Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all.
— Jimmy Fallon
If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.
— Nathan Fielder
Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum.
— Don Roff
You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be.
— Samantha Stroh Bailey
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.
— Chris Eigeman
Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it.
— Adriana Trigiani
I love kids; I think they are fun and funny.
— Courtney Thorne-Smith
I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'
— Ricky Gervais
Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed.
— Confucius
I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!
— Wesley Snipes
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
— Dick Van Dyke
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.
— Mitt Romney
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
— Rita Rudner
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I think sometimes in comedy the characters are often sacrificed for the joke, and it's more important for it to be funny than for there to be love.
— Jenny Slate
He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that.
— Dean Koontz
I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.
— Tracy Morgan
Through a veil of tears I watched the city get smaller and smaller. It was funny, because it sort of felt as if my heart was doing the same thing.
— E.M. Denning
Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.
— Zayn Malik
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed.
— Shannon Hale
Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
— Josh Stern
I love Mikhail Bulgakov. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. I didn't realise political writing could be so funny.
— Denise Mina
Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!
— Robert Knepper
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?
— James Patterson
The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.
— Lindsey Kelk
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
— Rodney Dangerfield
If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
I smelled barbecue before I reached the house, and that made me madder than ever, because I really love barbecue.
— Rick Riordan