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We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives our accomplishment?
— Maria Shriver
And the line up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman
— David Coleman
Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey.
— Eduard Heine
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
— Everett Dirksen
Serenity of spirit and turbulence of action should make up the sum of a man's life.
— Vita Sackville-West
I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.
— Michael W. Grimard
Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot.
— Pamela Anderson
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
— Harvey Diamond
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
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It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
— Geraldine Ferraro
What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually!
— Karen Gibbs
I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee.
— Chelsea Clinton
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
— Janet Coleman
I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.
— Clint Eastwood
I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier
— Woody Harrelson
You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.
— Katie MacAlister
We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't!
— Tamsyn Bester
Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up.
— Joanne Clancy
After being impaled by a javelin, while officiating- I'm doing fine now, just resting and hanging around.
— Jeremy Campbell
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
— Damon Hill
And with alphabetical irony Nigeria follows New Zealand
— David Coleman
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.
— Robert Breault
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
— Lord Chesterfield
I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.
— Olivia Wilde
The funny thing about a smile is that once you wear a smile, the darkness lightens and one does not feel frightened or sad any more.
— Deepak Menon
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding
— Elvis Costello
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
— Lauren DeStefano
This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked.
— David Coleman
Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.
— Henry Ford
There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence.
— Michelle Obama
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
— Keisha Keenleyside
Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.
— Santosh Kalwar
I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail.
— Sara Blakely
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
— Saurabh Sharma
There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.
— Leonard Barnes
Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page.
— Mira Monroe
For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
— Christopher Moore
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
Do you remember what I forgot?
— Erica Goros
Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.
— Santosh Kalwar