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She began to curl her hair and long for balls — Jane Austen

Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor. — K.F. Germaine

My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work. — Paula Graves

Neil had been doing one stupid thing after another all year long and this has turned into one of the best years of his life. — Nora Sakavic

Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy! — Tamara Thorne

Literature is life. — Lailah Gifty Akita

If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty. — Buddy Hackett

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls. — Bo Burnham

As an actor, you're never busy enough. — Bryan Callen

I didn't go to Harvard or Princeton, but I can count - the defunding box canyon is a tactic that will fail and weaken our position, — Bob Corker

My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it. — Aleksandra Ninkovic

Get off me you dirty turnip!" "Dirty turnip? well, pardon me Signor Cabbage-Head! — Elle Newmark

The most difficult thing to explain in life is the simplest truth called love — Ramanathan Visvanathan

The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond. — Khloe Kardashian

He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O. — Kerrigan Bane

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed. — Ethan Day

If you get a colonoscopy, you should really insist they give you no drugs - then you do get to see what it's like to swim through your own intestines. — Mary Roach

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny. — Jimmy Kimmel

I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's — P.S. Berryman

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty. — Santosh Kalwar

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. — Marilyn Monroe

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty. — Jonathan Winters

hornier than a bunny on ecstasy — Kyle Adams

A war can perhaps be won single-handedly. But peace - lasting peace - cannot be secured without the support of all. — Luiz Inacio Lula Da Silva

My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts. — Demetri Martin

The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy? — Frankie Boyle

Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'. — Lauren DeStefano

People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh? — Hector Himeros