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She began to curl her hair and long for balls
— Jane Austen
Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor.
— K.F. Germaine
My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work.
— Paula Graves
Neil had been doing one stupid thing after another all year long and this has turned into one of the best years of his life.
— Nora Sakavic
Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!
— Tamara Thorne
Literature is life.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
As an actor, you're never busy enough.
— Bryan Callen
My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
The most difficult thing to explain in life is the simplest truth called love
— Ramanathan Visvanathan
The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond.
— Khloe Kardashian
He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O.
— Kerrigan Bane
You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.
— Ethan Day
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's
— P.S. Berryman
Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.
— Santosh Kalwar
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
— Marilyn Monroe
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.
— Jonathan Winters
hornier than a bunny on ecstasy
— Kyle Adams
A war can perhaps be won single-handedly. But peace - lasting peace - cannot be secured without the support of all.
— Luiz Inacio Lula Da Silva
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
— Demetri Martin
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
