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Funny And Attractive Quotes By Katie McGarry: Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing

Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful. — Katie McGarry

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Franz Liszt: A theatre receives recognition through its initiative, which

A theatre receives recognition through its initiative, which is indispensable for first-rate performances. — Franz Liszt

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Marissa Meyer: There was an edge to his expression, like

There was an edge to his expression, like he didn't trust anyone who was more attractive than he was. — Marissa Meyer

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Patrick Ness: Now that I've seen her, I can't stop

Now that I've seen her, I can't stop seeing her. — Patrick Ness

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Lauren Blakely: The French find beauty in the magnificent and

The French find beauty in the magnificent and in the seemingly mundane. — Lauren Blakely

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Emma Stone: That old question about whether, as a woman,

That old question about whether, as a woman, you can be funny and attractive at the same time. Argh! I hate that question. Of course you can. — Emma Stone

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Edward Abbey: God bless America. Let's try to save some

God bless America. Let's try to save some of it. — Edward Abbey

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Kate Upton: Pickup lines never work ... I think someone

Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive. — Kate Upton

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Maggie Shayne: It was because a great-looking man with no

It was because a great-looking man with no apparent mental defects found her attractive. Imagine feeling so buoyant over something so juvenile. — Maggie Shayne

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Sara Quin: In the back of your car I feel

In the back of your car I feel like I have traveled nowhere. — Sara Quin

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Garth Nix: Time and death sleep side by side.

Time and death sleep side by side. — Garth Nix

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Amy Lane: That much sexual tension makes me want to

That much sexual tension makes me want to hump a phone pole, and that's just not attractive in a pregnant woman. — Amy Lane

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Niall Horan: Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself

Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself to seriously is attractive to me — Niall Horan

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Benedict Cumberbatch: Do I like being thought of as attractive?

Do I like being thought of as attractive? I don't know anyone on Earth who doesn't, but I do find it funny. — Benedict Cumberbatch

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Kresley Cole: Her heart sank. That's why he found her

Her heart sank. That's why he found her attractive- because he'd been so long without. He'd probably find a perfumed rock appealing at this point. — Kresley Cole

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Aliyyah Eniath: She silenced her pain this time and listened

She silenced her pain this time and listened to his. — Aliyyah Eniath

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Raheel Farooq: Idiots are of two kinds: those who try

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. — Raheel Farooq

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Doug Stanhope: Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly. — Doug Stanhope

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Tijan: I hadn't endured being the butt of a

I hadn't endured being the butt of a joke in a long time, — Tijan

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Be so strong that no one can ignore

Be so strong that no one can ignore you. By blaming others you never win, but you do lose to your conscience again and again. — Debasish Mridha

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Jack Paar: The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing. — Jack Paar

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Kurt Cobain: If you're really a mean person you're going

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop. — Kurt Cobain

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Robert M. Hutchins: Most people spend their time on the 'urgent'

Most people spend their time on the 'urgent' rather than on the 'important.' — Robert M. Hutchins

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Peter Bofinger: I don't expect to get a standing ovation

I don't expect to get a standing ovation from businessmen when I call for higher wages. — Peter Bofinger

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Colleen Houck: The fact is ... I'm in love with

The fact is ... I'm in love with you, and I have been for some time. — Colleen Houck

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Gena Showalter: What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. — Gena Showalter

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Woody Allen: Life is hard for insects. And don't think

Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either. — Woody Allen

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Jim Carrey: Don't you just hate it, when you are

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! — Jim Carrey

Funny And Attractive Quotes By Emma Stone: The idea that you can't be attractive and

The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate. — Emma Stone