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I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.
— Maggie Smith
Soon she cried and farted herself to sleep.
— Louise Erdrich
Every famous writer was once an unknown writer. If publishers never published new writers, they wouldn't be publishing anyone at all after a while.
— Victoria Strauss
I have a lot of optimism about new doctors because I think it's really clear that it's a lot of hard work and no guarantee of a lot of money.
— Anna Deavere Smith
What a cool name. Where'd you get it?"
"I've always had it. — Marie Landry
"I've always had it. — Marie Landry
People can get accustomed to anything, right? Habit does things to people.
— Bret Easton Ellis
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
— Rowan Atkinson
The best fights are those fought by those without a Plan B.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed.
— Shannon Hale
If it were up to me we'd ban them all.
— Mel Reynolds
Pro football gave me a good sense of perspective to enter politics: I'd already been booed, cheered, cut, sold, traded and hung in effigy.
— Jack Kemp
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
— Keisha Keenleyside
If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.
— Terry Pratchett
I laugh because your pain is amusing.
— Lauren Dane