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Can we unite against ourselves for our own higher interest? — Aldous Huxley

It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there. — Andy Rooney

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. — Louis C.K.

I don't know what it must be like to be a writer in general, but to be a comedy writer, it's got to be something - it's a very special kind of talent. — Edie Falco

How do I play the turncloak without becoming one? — George R R Martin

I think when a lot of actors hear improv, they think of throwing a line in or doing a slightly different take. — Adam McKay

My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing. — Dave Attell

The thing is, Fallon ... I told you before to lock the door if you wanted me to stay out. Funny thing is ... " I leaned in. "You. Never. Did. — Penelope Douglas

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice

Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things. — Mary Higgins Clark

Because being so dependent on people scares me. — Melina Marchetta

It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny. — Terry Pratchett

My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show. — Adam Pally

You are amazing," she said. "And you make a very handsome elephant. — Rick Riordan

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast. — J. B. Smoove

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it. — James Dashner

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! — Mitch Hedberg

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. — Ben Berger

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people? — Zach Galifianakis

Kings are supposed to put the realm before their sisters. — George R R Martin

I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008. — Mitch Hedberg

Any mom who tells you that she does it effortlessly is not telling the truth. — Eva LaRue

I began wondering if there was some kind of Watsonian guide for the care and keeping of Holmeses. — Brittany Cavallaro

Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!" — Mitch Hedberg

What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual! — MaryJanice Davidson

I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger