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Funny Alone Quotes By Vikrmn: Gentle reminder, Smile please.

Gentle reminder, Smile please. — Vikrmn

Funny Alone Quotes By Gemma Burgess: Funny how men call it being free and

Funny how men call it being free and women call it being alone, isn't it? — Gemma Burgess

Funny Alone Quotes By Danny DeVito: I don't know. I think it's funny! I

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. — Danny DeVito

Funny Alone Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Do ya remember the first time you had

Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Alone Quotes By Louis Tomlinson: When I'm at home alone, I run up

When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny. — Louis Tomlinson

Funny Alone Quotes By A&E Kirk: Blake hung an arm on my shoulders. "Alone

Blake hung an arm on my shoulders. "Alone at last."
"I'm right here," Logan said.
"Maybe you shouldn't be. — A&E Kirk

Funny Alone Quotes By L.R. Currell: Leonard had let them go alone with the

Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic — L.R. Currell

Funny Alone Quotes By Beth Revis: But of course these are scientists. Tell them

But of course these are scientists. Tell them to leave something alone, and all they want to do is poke it with a stick. — Beth Revis

Funny Alone Quotes By Cory Doctorow: It was funny how I could feel all

It was funny how I could feel all alone and under surveillance at the same time. — Cory Doctorow

Funny Alone Quotes By Adam Carolla: He doesn't sound like a guy who's done

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome. — Adam Carolla

Funny Alone Quotes By Andrew Grey: Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You

Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over. — Andrew Grey

Funny Alone Quotes By Lewis Grizzard: I came from a big family. As a

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. — Lewis Grizzard

Funny Alone Quotes By Emo Philips: I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. — Emo Philips

Funny Alone Quotes By Shirley Jackson: Why do women always look so funny alone

Why do women always look so funny alone at night? she thought. I guess you're so used to seeing them with someone. — Shirley Jackson

Funny Alone Quotes By Kresley Cole: I said alone!"He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you

I said alone!"
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. — Kresley Cole

Funny Alone Quotes By Kristi Cook: Sitting alone in the cafeteria would just scream

Sitting alone in the cafeteria would just scream I'm the new girl. Everyone stare at me while I eat. — Kristi Cook

Funny Alone Quotes By Lewis Black: Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black

Funny Alone Quotes By Nelson Jack: Imperfects are funny, lovable and perfect to be

Imperfects are funny, lovable and perfect to be happy. Perfects are appreciated and left alone everytime!!!. — Nelson Jack

Funny Alone Quotes By Susan Juby: It's funny how you can be all alone

It's funny how you can be all alone and in danger and then a minute later feel totally safe, like you've never been lonely before. — Susan Juby

Funny Alone Quotes By Jim Davidson: On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson

Funny Alone Quotes By John C. Maxwell: Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes

Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone. — John C. Maxwell

Funny Alone Quotes By John Buchan: [W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let

[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation. — John Buchan

Funny Alone Quotes By O. Henry: If men knew how women pass the time

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. — O. Henry

Funny Alone Quotes By Helen Fielding: It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. — Helen Fielding

Funny Alone Quotes By Criss Jami: There is a certain delightful sort of hope

There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon. — Criss Jami

Funny Alone Quotes By Frederic Brown: The shortest horror story:The last man on Earth

The shortest horror story:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. — Frederic Brown

Funny Alone Quotes By Rachel Caine: No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two

No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two here alone. We stick together."
"I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine

Funny Alone Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney,

A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Alone Quotes By John Bulwer: It is astonishing how little one feels alone

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. — John Bulwer

Funny Alone Quotes By Al Swearengen: Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when

Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny. — Al Swearengen

Funny Alone Quotes By Melissa Walker: It's like they were worried that I'd be

It's like they were worried that I'd be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something - sheesh. — Melissa Walker

Funny Alone Quotes By Elizabeth Little: And I'd be damned if I let the

And I'd be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone. — Elizabeth Little