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Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows. — Natasha Leggero

If I tell you another seven hundred times, maybe one of these days you might turn your clothes right side out when you put them in the hamper, eh? — Jodi Picoult

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. — Sharon Stone

Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.
-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet

What's that?" he asked, when I stood beside him again.
"Halos," I said with a grin. "For heavenly creatures like us."
"That might be a stretch. — Richelle Mead

If you're funny as a woman, people think it might be because someone else helped you. — Alice Lowe

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! — Alan Carr

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! — Eddie Murphy

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on. — Jennifer Lawrence

Funny how you have to picture losing a thing before you think you might value it after all. — Anne Tyler

My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little. — Belle Aurora

Elisa Albert in a nutshell: funny, self-aware, and genuinely fearless that she might be a lunatic, or a genius, or both. — Emily Gould

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. — Jack Handy

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you. — Oscar Wilde

I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. — Meghan Ciana Doidge

I wanted to write at school - to write funny stories which the teacher might ask me to read out to the class. It's all basically about showing off. — Mark Billingham

He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on. — John Madden

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo