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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor. — Al Franken

My primary responsibility is to be funny. — Al Madrigal

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what, Al? When you don't win, you lose. — John Madden

WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW! — Al Franken

I want people to FEEL something ... If it's sadness, anger, horny, happiness whatever! As long as it doesn't just pass you by. — Tove Lo

I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth. — Javier Bardem

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?' — Al Yankovic

That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time. — Chelsea Handler

How did you not know they broke up? You usually monitor his social media like he's al-Qaeda and you're the CIA. — Heather Cocks

It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it's funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money. — Al Alvarez

Radishes grow just about anywhere. People think, 'Oh it's just a radish.' But radishes are delicious, and people don't think of cooking them. — Emeril Lagasse

When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality. — Al Capone

I'm always interested in trying to stay on the cutting edge of television storytelling. To be slightly in front, pushing for the next new thing. — David Nevins

I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny. — Charlie Day

No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah. — Kim Harrison

When we liberate ourselves from the idea of parenting success, we liberate our children from failure, all without accomplishing a single thing. — Karen Maezen Miller

Bush, Blair and Rumsfeld; they are the funny trio. — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

It is the only mosquito-borne virus that routinely crosses the placenta to kill or cripple babies. Scientists — Donald G. McNeil

One thing members of Congress need to realize is how much their reliance on staffers is hurting the institution and helping make it unaccountable. — John Fund

The least productive people are usually the ones who are most in favor of holding meetings. — Thomas Sowell

Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny. — Al Swearengen

Nature was my kindergarten. — William Christopher Handy

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box. — Bill Bailey

The only thing I know now is that we're all connected, everyone of us, even people we don't know. — Lee Martin

Them who don't look, sometimes get took. — Mike Brady

I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple. — Al Gore