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Funny Ageing Quotes By Warren Heiti: The taste of chalk. The sun lays its

The taste of chalk. The sun lays its copper thumbs on my eyelids. The radio plays the monologue of a dog. What is the formula for tomorrow? — Warren Heiti

Funny Ageing Quotes By Hillary Clinton: We're either going to be dependent on dirty

We're either going to be dependent on dirty oil from the Gulf or dirty oil from Canada. — Hillary Clinton

Funny Ageing Quotes By Monica Wood: I'm forty-two," he said. "That's eighty-four in musician

I'm forty-two," he said. "That's eighty-four in musician years. — Monica Wood

Funny Ageing Quotes By Jon Konrath: I go to look up the elevation of

I go to look up the elevation of the Golden Gate bridge on Wikipedia, and an hour later I'm watching four guys in lucha libre masks fuck a dolphin. — Jon Konrath

Funny Ageing Quotes By Mark W. Boyer: When it's all said and done remember, You

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer

Funny Ageing Quotes By Robin Williams: Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You

Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man. — Robin Williams

Funny Ageing Quotes By Sara Sheridan: Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup

Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup of tea?'
In the old days she'd have been 'miss' and he'd have offered her a cocktail. — Sara Sheridan

Funny Ageing Quotes By Juvenal: Nobody ever became depraved all at once.[Lat., Nemo

Nobody ever became depraved all at once.
[Lat., Nemo repente fuit turpissimus.] — Juvenal

Funny Ageing Quotes By Ellen Swallow Richards: I prefer surveying for a week to spending

I prefer surveying for a week to spending a week in fashionable society even of the best class. — Ellen Swallow Richards

Funny Ageing Quotes By William Shakespeare: Not that I loved Caesar less, but that

Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved Rome more. — William Shakespeare

Funny Ageing Quotes By Gabby Douglas: To win Olympic gold it takes a lot

To win Olympic gold it takes a lot of HARDWORK, a lot of PASSION, a lot of SACRIFICES. — Gabby Douglas

Funny Ageing Quotes By Duane Allman: There ain't no revolution, only evolution, but every

There ain't no revolution, only evolution, but every time I'm in Georgia I eat a peach for peace. — Duane Allman

Funny Ageing Quotes By Butch Otter: Our Constitution was put together for a free

Our Constitution was put together for a free people. — Butch Otter