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Scientist say that music can change the speed of a heartbeat. They failed to add: so can a text message.
— Holly Smale
Just remember," he told her. "If you run from me, I will pursue.
— Nenia Campbell
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
— Janet Coleman
I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".
— Mitch Hedberg
You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt
— Darynda Jones
I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball.
— Matthew Modine
Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'
— Russell Howard
Everything is relative except for the absolute.
— Dieter Geruschkat
I make some jokes about it, but they're not funny and just add to the depression.
— Robert M. Pirsig
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz term for "add sugar to".
— Mitch Hedberg
She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list.
— C.C. Hunter
Cynical is a fool's word for realist.
— Paul Christopher
I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.
— Dannika Dark
