Funny Accountant Quotes
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Funny Accountant Quotes & Sayings
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Gentle reminder, Smile please.
— Vikrmn
Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids
— Harvey MacKay
There are not many roles where women are really active.
— Kathleen Quinlan
I didn't think too much of killing individual people. I use to think of killing the human race sometimes.
— Charles Starkweather
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
— Prince Philip
My mom knows what it's like to keep a dirt floor clean.
— Santiago "Jimmy" Mellado
I'm finally dating. It's fun.
— Kristin Chenoweth
The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of those doing it.
— Tricia Cunningham
No animal suffers worse than a human being.
— Patrick White
I say, carpe the chaos, for in chaos is opportunity.
— Gloria Feldt
Mental wounds not healing, who and what's to blame. I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
— Ozzy Osbourne
Use your youth so that you may have comfort to remember it when it has forsaken you, and not sigh and grieve at the account thereof.
— Walter Raleigh
The only thing wrong with me was that I was a weirdo that hated school. I'm sure now there'd be a disorder for it, but I was just an oddball.
— Eugene Mirman
We may scale cliffs; but to tramp forever in the mud is another thing.
— Honore De Balzac